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#8371   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ashe3> Some dumbass at work covered his computer in magnets <PlatinumDragon> ha ha <PlatinumDragon> no shit? <Ashe3> yeah <Ashe3> bunch of smily face magnets <BosTony> Ashe: Some idiot put a plant on top of his.. and used to water it. <Ashe3> lol <BosTony> I told him not to call me with problems... EVER.


#8372   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<saxxonpike> The goal of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his


#8373   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Quits: zytel ([email protected]) (Quit: You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.)


#8374   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Donut> Water Block Round-Up : 19 of the biggest baddest water blocks rounded up and tested, just for you guys out there that like your action wet and heavily overclocked. <Donut> FREUD IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE


#8375   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<richmond> you'll be marching in the band, won't you? <richmond> some little shit threw a piece of candy at me last year while i was marching <richmond> smacked me in the side of the head <richmond> ...i've been hooked on ddr ever since


#8376   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<goober> Man, my wrist hurts <flatu_Lance> Start using your other arm. <goober> What are you sayin', that I beat off too much? <flatu_Lance> Hey, I'm just saying when you use the other arm it's like a stranger's doing it, and it gives your regular arm a rest.


#8377   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mr_E> kazaa lite's a little better... I get a good 30 seconds of downloading before it crashes <Mr_E> regular kazaa crashes on start up <Mr_E> I need like, kazaa-uber-lite <Mr_E> if there was such thing <Mr_E> maybe I'd get a whole file done then <w|zzy> it is your celery <Mr_E> excuse me? <logicalentity> hehe <logicalentity> NOW THATS TECH SUPPORT


#8378   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<wox> VB is meant to be drunk not coded


#8379   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Some_Legend_Effort runs his tongue over your pussy lips again, my thumb massaging your clit <Some_Legend_Effort> before my tongue thrusts in and out, going at a faster and faster pace <Some_Legend_Effort> tell me when you want my cock inside you <Some_Legend_Effort> before i get lock jaw <lustychick> put it in and tell me what you are doing <Some_Legend_Effort> open your pussy for me first <lustychick> ok i opening it for you <Some_Legend_Effort> open that pussy up and put a "be back in 5min sign" cos here comes daddy <lustychick> ok


#8380   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ravage> anyone here have a computer?


#8381   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Myrmidon> Why do Windows have a feature called Sticky Keys when I can do it myself ?


#8382   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ozsphere> I would like to say that im on windows not on redhat...reason i said i was in redH. cause I thought everyone that was leet was on linux or unix so to fit in I had to lie...sorry..


#8383   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* @Cryogen jumps up and down <@[4K^Got|AW]> I'm putting it in and stuff <@[4K^Got|AW]> it's coming VERY soon


#8384   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Xoap> HAHAHHA MAONTH YOU ARE HETEROSEXUAL <Maonth> whatever


#8385   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Toke> ralhpis's little brother wanted to packet fraggle once <Toke> and asked for his ip <Toke> so fraggle gave him own ip and he packeted himself


#8386   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Toke> I remember that time i was talking to mod on ICQ <Toke> and she was telling me about how you guys confiscated your sons marijuana <Toke> and she turned around and saw you rollin up a joint <fodders_DS> i had to burn the evidence


#8387   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<deathwarrior> time out baron *** SignOff Baron: #doomino (Ping timeout for Baron[h24-66-172-59.du.shawcable.net])


#8388   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ZarcyB> i had a dream about irc last night :/ <ZarcyB> in my dream, everyone hated me <fraggle> it wasnt a dream


#8389   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

The Mirror> Imagine all the feminist groups being up in arms when they're told to read the man pages.


#8390   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hurricane_Hasney> fuck... that was not good <Hurricane_Hasney> I put on winamp and added my MP3 directory <ragnarok2040> O_O, winamp3 <Hurricane_Hasney> Forgetting that it has porn videos in it <ragnarok2040> heh <Hurricane_Hasney> I had ePSXe running as well full screen so there I am chatting away to my mum and playing Tekken <Hurricane_Hasney> One of my songs finish and all you hear is "Uh, uh, mmm, right there" <ragnarok2040> LMAO <Hurricane_Hasney> so a quick stab of the reset button was inorder


#8391   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<]S[John> why is cum white <]S[John> wonder if nigger cum is black <DARK-Lancelot> AFTER THAT <DARK-Lancelot> cum is white because its perfect, like the white race :-) <]S[Arkfear> HAHAHA john its not, ive sucked numerous black cocks in my time


#8392   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Drak`> if i killed myself over a bitch, i would commit suicide


#8393   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<chr15tpunch3r> man, i just saw my dad buttering up a potato and i laughed because for some reason i thought of him shoving it up my step moms ass


#8394   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<]S[fuze> well i just got home from my interview <]S[fuze> i hate this shit like i rip off my tie and my dress shirt and slacks and expect like hot sex like those damn soap operas but i get IRC and DRAK <Drak`> :(


#8395   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Drak> i rolled out of bed, and before my feet hit the ground, my finger hit my power-on


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