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#8371 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Ashe3> Some dumbass at work covered his computer in magnets <PlatinumDragon> ha ha <PlatinumDragon> no shit? <Ashe3> yeah <Ashe3> bunch of smily face magnets <BosTony> Ashe: Some idiot put a plant on top of his.. and used to water it. <Ashe3> lol <BosTony> I told him not to call me with problems... EVER. #8372 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <saxxonpike> The goal of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his #8373 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 * Quits: zytel ([email protected]) (Quit: You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.) #8374 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Donut> Water Block Round-Up : 19 of the biggest baddest water blocks rounded up and tested, just for you guys out there that like your action wet and heavily overclocked. <Donut> FREUD IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE #8375 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <richmond> you'll be marching in the band, won't you? <richmond> some little shit threw a piece of candy at me last year while i was marching <richmond> smacked me in the side of the head <richmond> ...i've been hooked on ddr ever since #8376 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <goober> Man, my wrist hurts <flatu_Lance> Start using your other arm. <goober> What are you sayin', that I beat off too much? <flatu_Lance> Hey, I'm just saying when you use the other arm it's like a stranger's doing it, and it gives your regular arm a rest. #8377 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Mr_E> kazaa lite's a little better... I get a good 30 seconds of downloading before it crashes <Mr_E> regular kazaa crashes on start up <Mr_E> I need like, kazaa-uber-lite <Mr_E> if there was such thing <Mr_E> maybe I'd get a whole file done then <w|zzy> it is your celery <Mr_E> excuse me? <logicalentity> hehe <logicalentity> NOW THATS TECH SUPPORT #8378 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <wox> VB is meant to be drunk not coded #8379 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 * Some_Legend_Effort runs his tongue over your pussy lips again, my thumb massaging your clit <Some_Legend_Effort> before my tongue thrusts in and out, going at a faster and faster pace <Some_Legend_Effort> tell me when you want my cock inside you <Some_Legend_Effort> before i get lock jaw <lustychick> put it in and tell me what you are doing <Some_Legend_Effort> open your pussy for me first <lustychick> ok i opening it for you <Some_Legend_Effort> open that pussy up and put a "be back in 5min sign" cos here comes daddy <lustychick> ok #8380 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Ravage> anyone here have a computer? #8381 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Myrmidon> Why do Windows have a feature called Sticky Keys when I can do it myself ? #8382 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <ozsphere> I would like to say that im on windows not on redhat...reason i said i was in redH. cause I thought everyone that was leet was on linux or unix so to fit in I had to lie...sorry.. #8383 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 * @Cryogen jumps up and down <@[4K^Got|AW]> I'm putting it in and stuff <@[4K^Got|AW]> it's coming VERY soon #8384 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Xoap> HAHAHHA MAONTH YOU ARE HETEROSEXUAL <Maonth> whatever #8385 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Toke> ralhpis's little brother wanted to packet fraggle once <Toke> and asked for his ip <Toke> so fraggle gave him own ip and he packeted himself #8386 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Toke> I remember that time i was talking to mod on ICQ <Toke> and she was telling me about how you guys confiscated your sons marijuana <Toke> and she turned around and saw you rollin up a joint <fodders_DS> i had to burn the evidence #8387 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <deathwarrior> time out baron *** SignOff Baron: #doomino (Ping timeout for Baron[h24-66-172-59.du.shawcable.net]) #8388 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <ZarcyB> i had a dream about irc last night :/ <ZarcyB> in my dream, everyone hated me <fraggle> it wasnt a dream #8389 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 The Mirror> Imagine all the feminist groups being up in arms when they're told to read the man pages. #8390 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Hurricane_Hasney> fuck... that was not good <Hurricane_Hasney> I put on winamp and added my MP3 directory <ragnarok2040> O_O, winamp3 <Hurricane_Hasney> Forgetting that it has porn videos in it <ragnarok2040> heh <Hurricane_Hasney> I had ePSXe running as well full screen so there I am chatting away to my mum and playing Tekken <Hurricane_Hasney> One of my songs finish and all you hear is "Uh, uh, mmm, right there" <ragnarok2040> LMAO <Hurricane_Hasney> so a quick stab of the reset button was inorder #8391 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <]S[John> why is cum white <]S[John> wonder if nigger cum is black <DARK-Lancelot> AFTER THAT <DARK-Lancelot> cum is white because its perfect, like the white race :-) <]S[Arkfear> HAHAHA john its not, ive sucked numerous black cocks in my time #8392 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Drak`> if i killed myself over a bitch, i would commit suicide #8393 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <chr15tpunch3r> man, i just saw my dad buttering up a potato and i laughed because for some reason i thought of him shoving it up my step moms ass #8394 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <]S[fuze> well i just got home from my interview <]S[fuze> i hate this shit like i rip off my tie and my dress shirt and slacks and expect like hot sex like those damn soap operas but i get IRC and DRAK <Drak`> :( #8395 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Drak> i rolled out of bed, and before my feet hit the ground, my finger hit my power-on |
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