#896   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<disgrunt> New "Britney"'s born in the US every year:  1,483. <disgrunt> New "Dick Tease"'s born in the US every year:  3. <disgrunt> That's the funniest shit I've ever seen. <disgrunt> How would you like to be named Dick Tease? <fade_> haha <fade_> well, britney sure is a dick tease <cout> disgrunt: I'd go by "Richard"

#897   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wazm> I spent the entire day being normal, now that I'm home, I just want to duct tape fuzzy green pipe cleaners to my head, turn on the strobe, take off my clothes, and IRC.

#898   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wazm> I was photographed in my natural environment today. <Wazm> some photographers from the admissions office working on some brochure for UNF took 60 photographs of me programming

#899   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<l0g1c> Does giving handjobs make you go blind?? <ApOkAliPs> HAHA <ApOkAliPs> well... <ApOkAliPs> depends where you aim it...

#900   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LkTrout1> I'm getting a GBA from ZD next month. <LkTrout1> with an unintentional $5 discount on Castlevania GBA <LkTrout1> I ordered it before they realized the price goof on Castlevania. <SYch0> wow! <SYch0> five WHOLE dollarS?! <wild_> thats 2 months salary in korea

#901   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<homerj> I'm starting to have a real dislike of vegitarians <homerj> and their holier then thou attitude <noxnbox> we should eat them <ryo-ohki> I bet they'd taste good. <berzerker> my band has a 6 minute track about hating vegitarians <ryo-ohki> Their body is like all meat, with just a little bit of fat. <berzerker> and throwing steaks at their face <homerj> because they must have some sort of rule that they tell you they are vegetarian like 5 times a day <homerj> must be in the handbook "when you hvae the desire to eat meat, tell someone your a vegetarian" <DigDug> you know, vegetarians are probably kosher too

#902   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|Chris> okay...here's one <|Chris> what's the worst crime you've ever commited? <Guilty> I once taped a Golden Girls episode with only implyed oral permission and not expressed written permission

#903   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Eblan> nirvana smells like teen spirit is on, and i can't help but headbang to this song <Eblan> and it dosent feel right with short hair

#904   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(nexxai) holy fuck...I was just reading a ton of IRC quotes, then got up, and it was like I entered a new dimension (nexxai) reality.....it's weirder than you think.

#905   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(tiko-gfx) I'm mkaing my cock dance (tiko-gfx) right now it's doing the robot (tiko-gfx) I wonder if I can get it to do the funky chicken

#906   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CiXeL> america where a poor black boy can grow up to become a rich white woman <CiXeL> michael jackson

#907   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

~ TwinWork is craving chinese (TwinWork) any asian girls in here?

#908   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tektrnica> i got roller blades <Tektrnica> they have orange on them tho :P <Tektrnica> fawking raverblades

#909   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

~ BigTongue is talking to a 18 year old portuguese chick.. that means she's either gunna give good head or clean my house nicely

#910   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DigDug> i have gay fantasies about every guy i meet <DigDug> i try to take his picture <DigDug> and then i masturbate to it <DigDug> i have a whole archive of it on my hard drive <DigDug> that's why i'm running out of space <DigDug> not because i download warez

#911   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(pervert) roy: get off your "would be heterosexual if i had enough options to have a preference" ass and go get some :P

#912   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MadMAxJr> they should replace /kick with /stab

#913   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hypr> � <LkTruth1> hypr is confused in Spanish.

#914   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[cut]> fuckin russians made my ftp server crash last night. somebody from 212.46.194.123 -> ip-583.dialup.cl.spb.ru <hypr> hahhahwhaw <[cut]> what the fuck <[cut]> somebody from romainia tried to steal my leapFTP bookmark file <[cut]> (005570) 6/3/2001 12:04:28 AM - 56k (217.13.97.62) > asked to change directory : 'C:ftpmp3 -> C:ftpmp3C:PROGRAM FILESLEAPFTP' --> Access denied (No Such Directory). <[cut]> Resolved 217.13.97.62 to mflorin.soft.forte.ro <hypr> hahahahahaha <SysError> cut the foreigners want war with you <[cut]> i added to my welcome message.. IF ALL OFF YOU EUROPEAN/ASIAN FOREIGN FUCKS KEEP TRYING TO "HACK" ME. THE SERVER WILL GO PRIVATE.

#915   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<immi> a penny for your thoughts <dr\gonzo> a nickle for anal with your mom

#916   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Cybertrx is 5'3, 198 pounds, ugly, balding, highly skilled programmer. All my shirts are yellow with cumstains. I am seeking a tall, gorgeous, stunningly hot babe in her early 20s with an amazing rack and thick luxurious blond hair. /msg me

#917   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Brinstar> If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL.

#918   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(fub) I walked into a police station once to pick up some court papers, and I smoked a joint about 5 blocks away and I was was sitting in there for awhile and I looked down at my shoes and the roach was on the front tounge of my shoe ;/

#919   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<felix> that raid card is gonna saturate that machine <felix> that's like giving a chihuahua a fire hydrant enema.

#920   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<D1> today, I started the supermodel diet. <maff> that must be a step up from the all sperm diet you were on