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#8221   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ramza> well how come it's down for me? <Ramza> and don't say because of windows <Cyan683> Does it give an error, or does it say "Unknown Host"? <Ramza> yes <Cyan683> ..... <Cyan683> YES IS NOT AN ANSWER TO "A OR B?" * Cyan683 sets mode: +i * Ramza was kicked by Cyan683 (Wham!    --  Kibou to Hikari no script) * Cyan683 sets mode: -i * Ramza ([email protected]) has joined #starmen <Ramza> no?


#8222   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kaz|Work> holy fucking shit <Kaz|Work> im out of a job <Kaz|Work> the place blew up <@Zoot> better change your nick then.


#8223   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<synthie> one of my cats was licking her butt like cats do... <synthie> farted in her own face and fell off the bed <Sheri> thats why i hate animals <synthie> knocked herself out


#8224   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<atomicbanana> Realtor came today. <martha> did you get any on you? <atomicbanana> no. I had a cumbrella


#8225   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+Onima> ioops <@kal-el> iOops? <@kal-el> heh <+Onima> oops <@kal-el> thats the new mac error system :P <+Onima> lol


#8226   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

� INH- � hey! � INH- � you know what i hate? � INH- � when people pussy out of arguments by using "its my opinion" � INH- � if its your opinion, shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself, bitch! � INH- � ... � INH- � ritalin soon.


#8227   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[Banned-H]G-Daddy>no, see, do a threesome 2guys/1girl... so you have the bigger dick (gotta take a chance) and she'll ignore him.. so you can do his boyfriend with him watching :) <Claus> woah there G! <Isajeep> rofl <Claus> "so you can do his boyfriend with him watching" <Isajeep> I don't call him Gay-Daddy for nothing <[Banned-H]G-Daddy> er.. her her her <[Banned-H]G-Daddy> jesus... what am I thinking


#8228   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<becky> 18 f* Pic on Profile <kari> hey becky?.. what does * mean? <martha> kari, it means she hasnt completed her operation yet


#8229   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gus_Hobbleton> ok, there's a class full of retard kids... <Gus_Hobbleton> and for some reason or another, they're learning about beds <Gus_Hobbleton> teacher goes up to one kid, points at a bed, and says "what kind of bed is that?" <Gus_Hobbleton> kid says "qyeen sized bed!" <Gus_Hobbleton> teacher says "good little retard!" <Gus_Hobbleton> teacher goes to the next kid, says "what kind of bed is that?" <Gus_Hobbleton> kid says "its a king sized bed!" <Gus_Hobbleton> teacher says "good little retard!!" <Spork> ... <Gus_Hobbleton> teacher goes to the next kid, and points at one of those beds... <Gus_Hobbleton> you know, the kind with one on top of the other... <Gus_Hobbleton> umm.... <Spork> bunk beds? <Gus_Hobbleton> GOOD LITTLE RETARD!!!


#8230   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blie> i need a new girlfriend <blie> mine sucks <kelseyB> yours sucks? <kelseyB> ill take her


#8231   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pip> what does the +iz mean by my name? <MrFalcon> it means you can /disco <-- pip has quit (Quit: Disconnecting)


#8232   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CptPlanet> wtf? i can't find any lobster fetish sites out there. <CptPlanet> and you call yourself an internet.


#8233   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Christy> People who talk in metaphors outta shampoo my crotch. <FL3A|afk> people who shampoo crotches outta shave


#8234   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<copernicu> what are bad noises for hard drives to make? * copernicu has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))


#8235   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Moonpie> Dude <Moonpie> Don't ever put deodorant on your crotch and try to lick it off. <Moose[DWI]> ... <Moose[DWI]> OK THEN


#8236   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Aplo ([email protected]) has joined #c++ <Aplo> !list <Hexley> Aplo: Please type "no warez here toidinamai" (without quotes). <Aplo> no warez here toidinamai <Hexley> Aplo: Thanks for Playing. Now read what you said (last word reversed)... ;) <IRoC> lol <TelimTor> lol *** Aplo ([email protected]) has left #c++


#8237   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Chucklez> we use to stick icecream down our pants =P course it was melted by the time you got outside and far enough away so they didnt see you eating it :/ <moo_nv> ewww <Asmodeus-AFK> I didn't want to know that <moo_nv> yeah :(


#8238   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Soze-AWAY is now known as Soze * Soze is back -( Doin' stuff. )- gone 2 hr 46 min 26 s <Al_Koholic> Jesus <Al_Koholic> that was a long masturbation session <Soze> It's fucking raw... luckily, the blood can be used as lube.


#8239   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nice_sheep_molester> the united negro college fund: helping youth avoid being on a fox tv show on saturday nights for 25 years


#8240   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<krazegurl> fuck <krazegurl> i smell like cock <krazegurl> i didnt wash my face well enough or it went up my nose


#8241   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* ChanServ sets mode: +v Desi_pants <+Desi_pants> what? <+Desi_pants> WHY DID I GET +VD? I DIDNT SIGN IN! <*megan_nosebleed> you should do that <+Desi_pants> oh! megan's here! haha hi megan. <*megan_nosebleed> you got it from me


#8242   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Topic is '<Tackmer> this is the dirty bisexuals zone' <JonnYNug> Dirty Bixexuals Zone <JonnYNug> Whoa i'm out'a here,, tnx for putting that in the topic,, * JonnYNug ([email protected]) has left #DBZ


#8243   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AimBot|Sleep> guys this is insane <AimBot|Sleep> i have spent 14 hours on one drawing <rambo> what is it a drawing of? <AimBot|Sleep> a hallway <AimBot|Sleep> booooooooooooring <AimBot|Sleep> 14 mouther fucking hours <rambo> why does it take you 14 hours to draw a drawing of a hallway? <Captain_Ron> thats more time than ive spent drawing my entire life


#8244   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<skyy> how often does the average 20 year old think of suicide? <Kueller> every 6.7 hours? <[H]Scope-Laptop> everytime he gets killed by a camper


#8245   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NickBlasta> i just pwned a fly with a quarter <rzrshrp> real blastas use their hands <NickBlasta> i have evolved to use tools of pwnage <rzrshrp> ...a quarter <rzrshrp> it's a fucking quarter <NickBlasta> deadly in the right hands <rzrshrp> lol, fool


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