#8171   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Karyon> [12:10] * Quits: RainyDay (Will you remember my ass or my brain? :)) <Karyon> WELL THEY BOTH GOT A LARGE HOLE IN THEM, AND ARE BOTH FULL OF SHIT!!!!!!!!

#8172   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<The-Dude> I heard it involves placing a toilet paper tube up there and letting a hampster crawl in....then pull out the tube, leaving the hampster in there...... <Kanush> that is disgusting.......yet intriguining "

#8173   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fadingboy> hmm, it just happened to come on the radio here that actress Cameron Diaz just gave up pork, having heard that a pig has the mental capacity of a three year old kid <BlinkingBear[dishes]> cameron diaz has the mental capacity of a three year old <flawd_> are you saying she's a pig BB?

#8174   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fizzie> like there was this one day I took three grams of sugar and few litres of coke and some assorted lego mindstorm bits and made sense out of them <DiamonDie> fizzie: i read "and i snorted lego mindstorm bits"

#8175   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DiamonDie> dutch people can't be named ben. <bool> DiamonDie, why not? <DiamonDie> because they can't! <bool> they did! <bool> even a mobile phone company is called Ben <DiamonDie> so you're a mobile phone, too? <DiamonDie> it would be quite odd to be a mobile phone. you'd get fingered all the time.

#8176   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Thermo-nC-> Why do newbies use X in thier names ? <-=X=-> I'm nota n00b you fucking mofo fucker! <Thermo-nC-> I rest my case ;E

#8177   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Upth tries to figure out why his dog smells like fish. <Charion> do you have a teenage sister? <Upth> nope <Charion> ok no idea then

#8178   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Porn-Star> do u reckon really geeky Klingons learn english?

#8179   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<deathz0r> i was setting up opengl drivers <deathz0r> and it took me 2 days to get them working <QuiKsiLvA> kool <QuiKsiLvA> what does it do? <deathz0r> ... <QuiKsiLvA> is that were ppl d/l stuff of u or what <QuiKsiLvA> tell me!

#8180   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<smarti> hi <smarti> im 18m from sydney <smarti> australia <smarti> any one to chat <smarti> msg me <Beerman> as opposed to sydney new zealand

#8181   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ljlane> I need to do a non-greedy scan on a few gigs of data for a pattern containing hex and some text. Ideas? <RichiH> ljlane: suicide?

#8182   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Toad> I remember my brother's 21st. It was in a university hall and all I remember was eating a lot of asparagus. <Toad> And speeches about people with briefcases. <Chris_A> Toad, I think that was possibly a board meeting. <Toad> It might've been! <Chris_A> Did you come out with a slice of cake, or documents detailing the fiscal productivity of the 1998 year-end? <Toad> This joke is now stale. <NapkinEater> like the cake <Chris_A> Like the c-- bugger. <NuttO> Was the cake stale-- FUCK. <Chris_A> There are no original quips left in this universe, we must recolonise immediately.

#8183   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RichiH> warthawg: define "date" <RichiH> relatives dount count, btw <warthawg> hmmm define a date <warthawg> "a social event with a member of the attractive gender"  no close relatives accepted, however second cousins approved after dna sampling <RichiH> heh <RichiH> warthawg: so.. what gender IS attractive?

#8184   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** KronicD ([email protected]) Quit (Exit: Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad......or maybe my older brother john. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I'm pretty sure it's john.)

#8185   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KaMiKrAe-Z> hahah you zoomed in on a babies nads

#8186   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<x-spirit> in an hour or so I am going offline for the evening <T_B2k> k :( <x-spirit> why that sad mouth mate ! =) <T_B2k> because he's just had surgical facelifts & it's not currently physically possible for him to smile :( (That was a smile)

#8187   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bb> Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.

#8188   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NuttO> I feel bad whenever I run a search on my nick. <NuttO> The fact that I feel bad that I'm not on a database of IRC quotes makes me feel worse. <NuttO> It's a downward spiral.

#8189   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RexExitium> "I miss you, Luke." <RexExitium> "I miss you too, Amidala." <Tenek> luke? <LordChaos-AFK> lol <Relnereth> Luke and amidala? <RexExitium> "I love you very much, Amidala. I cannot live without you. Not one second. Not one second." <Tenek> Anakin, Rex. <Sir_silver> HOO HA <Relnereth> incest!! <RexExitium> "I feel the same way about you, Anakin." <RexExitium> haha oops.

#8190   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[@agg]: fs [@agg]: i was trying to turn on my stereo [@agg]: for about 5 mins [@agg]: with my tv remote

#8191   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Boogaleeboo> You can't rape inanimate objects <Boogaleeboo> like I can't go "I'm fucking rapping this water bottle!" <Boogaleeboo> Or "Mmmmm, you fucking bitch you don't want my cock, do you sports radio?" <Boogaleeboo> Doesn't work

#8192   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<monoxyde`> damn, irc is full of idiots <toothpik> whos irc?

#8193   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CrdStang> the only good thing the french ever did was two chicks at one time <pagan> true dat CrdStang

#8194   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(TheOne) I wanna help at #nohacks (@Matt) take the test, answer one question and you can get in (@Matt) echo the time in red (TheOne) .//echo -a $chr(3) $+ 4 $time (TheOne) omg, so hard, i had to look at the help files </sarc> (@Matt) its wrong (TheOne) i think you will find its right (@Matt) NO .. I R LEET SCRIPTER NOOB .. I WOULD KNOW (@Matt) -noob

#8195   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Abbadaba> Client just came and filled out our forms before her appointment. <Abbadaba> Was looking them over to make sure she filled in everything properly. <Abbadaba> Reason for visit: "I think I'm going nuts." <Abbadaba> Occupation: "Postal Service."