#7896   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

HH|Strop- BBC1 has been rabbiting for 5 hours about it [the queens mum dying] HH|Strop- I mean, if there ain't this much fuss when I die, I'm complaining! HH|Strop- No wait.... HH|Strop- I can't HH|Strop- I would be dead

#7897   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* phantasie Back! i'm hot, wet and naked! phantasie- it's SO funny in lesbian rooms

#7898   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** ag3nt0 (ag3nt@=H2T430-2929.NYCM.splitrock.net) has joined channel #consolevision ag3nt0- grrr ag3nt0- stupid connect ag3nt0 kicks his isp *** Signoff: ag3nt0 (Ping Timeout)

#7899   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

crt0- sex criminal? crt0- oh smooth criminal crt0- nevermind

#7900   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

KoF_H2BH- did you help the vertically challenged person? KoR_H2BH- personally I would have helped...and mugged the 10 year olds of their pokemon cards �_�

#7901   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*Lilmuckers is the official sega ho *Lilmuckers has official sega ho powers *Heroin_Bob is the official Sega Pimp *Heroin_Bob slaps lil Heroin_Bob- get back to work ho!

#7902   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

_absent_- is this in the land of delayed puberty or something?

#7903   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Pron_Czar_Mike- inner city broadband is silly, like a crackhead mom with 6 kids can afford it, get it out to us middle class rural people first you bastards!

#7904   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Lilmuckers- did someone say lesbians c99koder- haha Wrecked_Em- lil: not yet o_0 Lilmuckers- lol Lilmuckers is disappointed Wrecked_Em will slowly lead to the topic of lesbains Wrecked_Em- so...fish Lilmuckers- dolphins eat fish crt0- lesbians ... Lilmuckers- dolphins can have sex for fun Wrecked_Em- in maniac mansion muff diver got sensored for tuna diver Lilmuckers- therefore lesbian dolphins must exist Wrecked_Em- ...what do you think about the muff diving? crt0- -_- Lilmuckers thinks about lesbians crt0 does too Wrecked_Em thinks about dolphins

#7905   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** skwerrel ([email protected]) has joined #3fs <skwerrel> wtf?? <skwerrel> is this the nap room? <skwerrel> everyone's asleep <skwerrel> yeah, I know what you mean... <skwerrel> so, how's life skwerrel? <skwerrel> meh...not bad.  Didn't do as well as I thought I would on my econ exam, but there's still two more so I'm not that worried <skwerrel> sorry to hear it, buddy.  good luck on your other ones <skwerrel> thanks guy <skwerrel> wanna cyber? <skwerrel> um..no thanks <skwerrel> *sniff*oh... <skwerrel> it's not you...i, uhh...have a blister on my palm <skwerrel> sure, whatever *** skwerrel ([email protected]) Quit (Client Exit: PH34R T3H P13)

#7906   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<helpmemor> which port that ping used?

#7907   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Slaine^ (_darkslay@xxx) Quit (Along a great power comes great responsibility...this is my gift and my curse) Slaine^ (_darkslay@xxx) has joined #dransik <Argantonis> Slaine^! <Argantonis> your quit message has been annoying me for weeks now <Argantonis> get it right already <Argantonis> how on earth did you make up "along a great power" ? <hoxu> :D <Slaine^> o.O <Slaine^> dunno:) <Slaine^> does it mean something? <Argantonis> no <Argantonis> if you are referring to spiderman, it is With great power <Slaine^> oh...that's good:b <hoxu> hahah :D <Argantonis> I'm dead serious <Argantonis> :) <Slaine^> ok i changed it <Argantonis> good :) <Slaine^> i'll show you *** Slaine^ (_darkslay@xxx) Quit ([16:02:17] <@Argantonis> how on earth did you make up "along a great power" ?) *** Slaine^ (_darkslay@xxx) has joined #dransik <Argantonis> lol

#7908   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@toe2toe> only time a user has ever cried with me was when she had zonealarm set to ultra-annoy-user-at-every-oppurtunity mode on <@toe2toe> and basically, her nortons was so locked down <@toe2toe> everytime she tried to get her mail <@toe2toe> and our server tried to send it to her <@toe2toe> she thought she was getting hacked <@Starfire> the best option i have found in ZA configs is the uninstall one <@toe2toe> and when i told her she wasnt, she thought that some people are harrasing her, and demanded to know why i refused to call the police about it :> <@Starfire> because its not your job to call the police <@Starfire> i would have given her police number <@Starfire> and told her to follow it up post haste! <@toe2toe> and say what <@toe2toe> "hi, im getting hacked on my computer from a guy called "local host"

#7909   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[+Mr_Day]: Santa Claus, now he's real. At least, that's what they call the pervert around here, who masturbates on rooftops. He comes down chimneys.

#7910   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<IRON> I have the match of Brithish Bulldog vs Own hart in germany <KrazyIvan> how'd you get so lucky? <KrazyIvan> I've always wanted to download videos of men in tight lycra pretending to slap each other

#7911   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pj325is> did you get a boner when your cousin told you about her lesbian experiences? <BigMilla2> no <pj325is> ok then <pj325is> *coughliarcough* <Cruzn15> are you impitant? <pj325is> impotent <StealthBuddha> important?

#7912   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BigMilla2> but no I haven't done anything with my cousin <BigMilla2> except for giving her a hug <pj325is> and talk to her about sex <Cruzn15> was that an arrousing hug? <BigMilla2> oh yes!!! <BigMilla2> I popped a 12 incher <BigMilla2> and then we had sex in the trailer <BigMilla2> and my sister got in on it too <StealthBuddha> hell yeah <Cruzn15> Now entering Alabama.

#7913   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kazimierz> Dick Van Dyke <Kazimierz> rulez j00 <nkrn> D: <AeroBob> Indeed. <AeroBob> D'you know that's not his real name? <AeroBob> It used to be 'Penis van Lesbian' until he changed it 'cause he thought it wasn't suitable for showbusiness.

#7914   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nxn> best thing to do while high is wank <nxn> best thing to do any time is wank <nxn> actually not when you catch your mom masterbating... but close to any time

#7915   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zer0-kewl> and in network properties i'm static on 192.168.1.30 <Prem0> thats why <Prem0> ass <Prem0> your ip is too high <Prem0> cant go above 255 <Zer0-kewl> too high?  wtf? <Prem0> your at 300 <Zer0-kewl> Thirty <Prem0> if U wanted 30 it should be 192.168.1.030 <Killeroy> wtf? <Killeroy> lemme quote that on bash.org :) <Prem0> remember it adds 0's to the end <Prem0> lol <Zer0-kewl> since when? <Prem0> since forever <Prem0> thats tcp/ip brother <Zer0-kewl> if it thought my IP was 300...i doubt i woudl be talking to you hear. <Prem0> change it to .030 and then try it <Killeroy> prem0, don't make it worse for you...

#7916   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Match> ic <Kayin> dont say ic. its unbecoming <Match> i know. sorry <H4Z3> why is it unbecoming? <Match> we just learned about this in english. if you say things like i see and yup, it makes you seem passive <Kayin> as if you're uninterested in the conversation <H4Z3> ic <Match> jerk

#7917   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Joins: DanVanNinja <beej> jesus christ <beej> i need to get laid <beej> i looked at dan's name and saw "DanVaGina"

#7918   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<davie>My friend is in jail because he wanted to make his parents mad. so he fingered his 5 year old sister  and she told the doctor. he's 13 and she a prostitue. <aidman923>blimey.

#7919   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

this is from #guitar on DALnet, G/F is a guitar chord for all you who may not know. <Cosmorpheus> he <Cosmorpheus> y <crudelydrawnspiral> well said cosmo <Cosmorpheus> fingering for a G/F anyone? <AussieAusbourne> i finger my girlfriend <washcloth-nj> pull her panties down, thats number <washcloth-nj> 1 <Cosmorpheus> funny

#7920   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[-=VU=-] i wish i had enough space to breakdance :( [XwHR] delete some stuff