#7821   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+Saloja> How do you get the timer off? <infinitySPZ> //timer 0 1 //echo TIMERS OFF <infinitySPZ> Type that.  It should help. * Timer 1 activated TIMERS OFF TIMERS OFF TIMERS OFF TIMERS OFF TIMERS OFF TIMERS OFF TIMERS OFF

#7822   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Quits: Espresso (my sister is a bitch and needs this computer because her homework is already saved on it) <^Pa|Busy^> I think all words after "bitch" were probably unnecessary.

#7823   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Nanuq copies the output to his hand <Nanuq> oooh, even better * Nanuq puts his hand in the printer and pipes to lpr <Nanuq> OWWW, OWWW, OWWW! <Nanuq> Okay, done. <Tron> Nanuq: Stupid! You should have used the inkjet! <Tron> *fwap*

#7824   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Warokii> i got home this morning at 9am after driving all night hauling animal feed from wentachee <Warokii> and all i wanted to do was sleep <Warokii> so i slept <Warokii> and i had 1 hour of sleep in me when somebody started ringing the door bell <Warokii> and wouldnt quit <Warokii> and i was rightously peeeved for havin my sleep disturbed <Warokii> i answered the door with an half assed mind and thinking it was that tupperware saleswoman who kept coming to my block to sell plastic <Warokii> and i gave the woman a piece of my mind in the most nasty way <WillZ> and? <Warokii> .... turns out it was my mom. <kyokki> LOL! that's not good <Warokii> i think im off her will :(

#7825   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<HeraldTheGreat> what's a +b? <@Kavity> It stands for +buddy, want one? <HeraldTheGreat> sure! <@Kavity> Ok! ;) --- Kavity has set a ban on: herald@*.bos.east.verizon.net <HeraldTheGreat> thanks, you guys are cool! i will be back later! * HeraldTheGreat has quit IRC (BYE NEW FRIENDS!) <@Kavity> Hehe... I don't think he will ;)

#7826   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AdeptaCheese> now <AdeptaCheese> im scared to ask this <AdeptaCheese> but what the fuck <AdeptaCheese> is bukkake <Al3xand3r> :o <Al3xand3r> :x <Al3xand3r> XD <Al3xand3r> I have no idea...

#7827   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<madsen> is there an online Perl-manual that resemples the php-manual. (God! That manual can bring a grown man to his knees.) * madsen panics. <madsen> I'm in love with a manual...!

#7828   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<murder`> lol i just got the rot password to the linux machine running the network im on <m0zzie> you mean root pass? <murder`> yea whatever its called do u know some cool commands like to hack ppl? <m0zzie> try this one.. rm -rf /etc <phoenix> rofl <murder`> that one just paused for ages and came up with a few forbidden msgs <murder`> got any better ones? <m0zzie> hmm.. try rm -rf /root <murder`> that one just paused for a bit again, dont u know any to really hack someone? <agent3> lol <m0zzie> ugh, ok I guess you're gonna keep harrassing us until we tell you how to hack people aren't you? <murder`> yep <m0zzie> ok do this exactly without the quotes: "rm -rf /home" then do "shutdown -h now" <murder`> k sweet man thx!! [n] Quit [murder`]-[Read error: Connection reset by peer] <m0zzie> I'm a bastard.

#7829   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[n] Join [sam]-[[email protected]] has joined #0secadmin <m0zzie> uhh sam, who are you and who gave you the key? <sam> i am sam and i didnt need a key :-) <m0zzie> hmm.. this is a private channel, please fuck off. :) [n] Mode [m0zzie]-[+b *!*[email protected]] <lynx> m0z, meet sam, the server admin :/ <m0zzie> oh fuck. [n] Mode [m0zzie]-[-b *!*[email protected]] <m0zzie> me love you long time? :>

#7830   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lisanne> oh FFS now my cdrom wont close <red_one> Lisanne: take the cup out first ;) <Lisanne> har har

#7831   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gibs> I like chinese, they only come up to my knees... <Bah> My boyfriend is half chinese and he is 6 ft 3 <Gibs> so he didnt get the shortness of the chinese <Bah> yes he did.......

#7832   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tozz> WHAHAHAH <Tozz> <Tre`> I have no girl <Tozz> <Tre`> to give me sex <Tozz> <Tre`> all I have <Tozz> <Tre`> is binary and hex *** Tozz is now known as Tozz|Coden <iceblox> what does he want to tell us :>

#7833   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<____> im not a guys testicles

#7834   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Tak777 "Rams" DodgeGrl (Tak777) are you built tough? (DodgeGrl) NOO (DodgeGrl) I am delicate like a flower (Mavrick69) 'built tough' is Ford, not Dodge.

#7835   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tovart> "She sees that he is ready to splash white liquid, so she attaches           his penis on her nipple" <Dareon> O_o Oh, those inscrutable Orientals... <Zephy> lol. "With a staplegun"

#7836   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Slinky> boys must ALWAYS be reinforced <Apollo-> Slinky: boys? I have enough hair on my ass to knit you a sweater, and you call me a boy? ;) <Slinky> apollo, until you prove otherwise * Slinky smirks <Apollo-> oh lord <Apollo-> You DO NOT want to see my ass, trust me <PawTeeGal> better with out without hair? <Apollo-> I have 250 lbs of ass <Apollo-> I'm sure it doesn't matter whether or not it has hair

#7837   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zlut> how to make a directory? <Apollo-> mkdir <zlut> thanks <Apollo-> no problem, slut <Apollo-> err, zlut

#7838   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@sTubby> I'm holding the SL45 right now <@PuffinFreshWog> i am holding a sl45 too <NiffTuRNaL> Im holding a PS2 control <@sTubby> I'm holding my dick <@sTubby> and 2 phones, and typing... <@sTubby> now THAT'S talent <@PuffinFreshWog> thats a lot of hands <@sTubby> nah, just 3 <@PuffinFreshWog> call the phones, if they are in the same hand as the dick <@sTubby> that'd be strangely entertaining <@PuffinFreshWog> i can't do that type of thing, my cocks needs the full atention of both hands coz it is so huge <@PuffinFreshWog> lol <@sTubby> 1 hand to rub and 1 hand to watch? <@sTubby> "backup"?

#7839   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<djik> does it work ? <Scorpius> we're too lazy to test it <djik> so we'll never know

#7840   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Moeser> you don't chase whiskey   <Moeser> you run away from it  <Moeser> very swiftly   <Moeser> and you don't make sudden moves

#7841   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* moeser looks you up and down    * moeser whistles    <moeser> nice transfer rates... yow!

#7842   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Presto> <-- dont wanna get haxord by someone who does not  know what a NULL modem cable is

#7843   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jailbait> so my vagina would say <jailbait> "hello world"

#7844   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<merc-wrk> I just signed my contract.  I'm officially here for the rest of my life <jailbait> awww im sorry :( <jailbait> how long is ur contract for? <merc-wrk> Its not contract.  I can leave any time i want <jailbait> okay you saying "i just signed my contract" usually means that you signed a contract =P <merc-wrk> well, its a contract <merc-wrk> cuz I signed a piece of paper saying that I agree to the terms of the employement and understand this is my pay rate, blah, blah blah blah blah <jailbait> riiiiight * jailbait cant stop laughing <merc-wrk> bleh :P <jailbait> ahhhh my sides hurt <merc-wrk> what the hell do you call it then <merc-wrk> its a damn contract <merc-wrk> Damn you americans.  Always beating up on me

#7845   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<est> are you addicted to pornography? <ben> 5gb is not an addiction.