#7771   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nihil> I doubt my getting fired from the Dairy Queen is a bellwether of recession, but it sure is a bellwether of I stuck my wang in the butterscotch.

#7772   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Joel> i like legos but the red ones give me heart burn...

#7773   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dalener> My common thread would be a needle and some string. <Lady_Sharlintier> damn this dog is skin hanging on a frame <Porco-Russo> my common thread would be a Single white rose! muahahaha <Porco-Russo> well.. with steel stems <Porco-Russo> Jammed thorugh thier heads <Duloth> Why steel stems? <Duloth> WHy not just a dozen white roses stabbed through the right eye socket of each victim? <Porco-Russo> rose stems aren't strong enough <Lady_Sharlintier> See I knew there were things I liked about you Jack J/K <Dalener> Why not a John Tesh cd?

#7774   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dalener> "Indentured Servant" is just a nice way of saying "Bitch ass slave" <Porco-Russo> "Landscapers anyone?" <Dalener> Did you know the Alabamaian with the most slaves was a black man who OWNED his mother?

#7775   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jackknife> hey you eat jesus christ Every Communion <Jackknife> talk about Demonic Sacrifice. <Duloth> Hmmm? <Duloth> Only the Catholics are cannibals, Jack. * Jerec is expanding his worldly knowledge of Cooking <Jackknife> dave is catholic, duloth

#7776   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jerec> I bent my glasses =/ <Reykemias> lol <Jerec> I need new ones anyways <Lady_Sharlintier> you are supposed to take them off during sex Jerec <Jerec> What is the fun in that! then I can't see you ! <Lady_Sharlintier> what you can't see you can always feel... besides if you are seeing or feeling me it must be in your dreams cuz you are a lil far away for anything else <Jerec> hehe <Jerec> :P <Lady_Sharlintier> hey only show me your tongue if you intend to use it * Jerec takes Lady_Sharlintier into a private room <Lady_Sharlintier> LOL * Lady_Sharlintier stuffs Jerec back into his pod... not done yet * Jerec sulks inside his pod <Lady_Sharlintier> I think you need to hibernate for awhile longer :) <Jerec> why so? <Lady_Sharlintier> Age a few more years :) <Duloth> Note: While hibernating, you will age more slowly than her. <Lady_Sharlintier> yeah and when he comes out I will be on geritol <Jerec> how about i put you  In the pod?:) <Lady_Sharlintier> I'm strange enough without being a pod person :) <Jerec> aww come on :D

#7777   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Khrath> brael fucks himself in the ass cause he's thinks it would make him gay to let his boyfriend <Brael> so true

#7778   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Duloth> BRB, the dorm is on fire.

#7779   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Carson_Marl looks at the remnants of the lightsaber on the floor. <Kalista_Frenta> "I wish those damn nuthouse doctors would hurry up and show. I'm ready to get out of her." <Kalista_Frenta> ((heheheheh. her = here)) <Carson_Marl> ((Yeah, SURE it does!))

#7780   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

-!- Maxx-Gothic [[email protected]] has quit [(signed off)] <@PrincessLeia2> i keep thinking that guy's nick is Mexx-Gothic <@PrincessLeia2> you can imagine what type of images that produces o_O

#7781   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Armagon has quit IRC (Quit: [07:45pm] �Dide_Bot� I last saw Bel's ass, I think it got sold on ebay 2 weeks 2 days 3 hours 37 minutes 55 seconds ago.)

#7782   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Carson_Marl continues to sing loudly as he showers, "Yoda! Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yooooodaaaaaaaa!" * Carson_Marl continues to shower and sing, "Music and blasters and old Jedi Masters at the..."

#7783   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<delta> *.na is only 2.500 $USD <goat> WTF <goat> they charge 2500 for a fuckin namibia tld? <goat> no wonder they're all starving

#7784   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<deadkode> you pay like 4x whatever it's worth <deadkode> who the fuck rents a couch <RageFury> http://www.rentacenter.com/index.asp <RageFury> Who the fuck puts pics of missing kids on their website? <RageFury> "Yes, I saw her...She was here for dinner...she was great...the rest is in the fridge under the watermelon and the hot sauce".

#7785   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<deadkode> rent-a-center is funny as hell <deadkode> you pay like 4x whatever it's worth <deadkode> who the fuck rents a couch > http://www.rentacenter.com/index.asp <RageFury> Who the fuck puts pics of missing kids on their website? <deadkode> free till payday <RageFury> "Yes, I saw her...She was here for dinner...she was great...the rest is in the fridge under the watermelon and the hot sauce".

#7786   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AkumaUsagi> I want to be able to trust people more.  That means I have to be able to throw them further.

#7787   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<D3KK0N> if a woman broke in you had a little thing with and left you some panties and a card....you wouldnt be happy? <bluewolf> er for a start i'm female

#7788   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Brains-Lans> women suck, thats why i love cat5, slender, sexy, doesnt annoy me.

#7789   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<signine> i walk into work wearing a hawaiian shirt, with pink hair, wearing paint-covered shoes, a server is down, stuff is happening that sucks and is causing massive fallout and my job is probably in danger <signine> and what do i get from my coworkers? <signine> "nice shirt, where'd you get it?"

#7790   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dj_goddess> Hey Nyph, how'd the exams go? <Nyphur> What exams?.... <Nyphur> Oh, THOSE exams. ;) <Nyphur> FUCK... Those exams....

#7791   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SecrtAgnt> manual labor isn't my gig <SecrtAgnt> i work with my mind...not my hands. <SecrtAgnt> other then masturbation...but my mind is hard at work too

#7792   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sart> blizzard is annoucing their new game in an hour or so <Dark-e> oh let me go to the bathroom now so i dont pee on myself in an hour <Sart> blizzard's web page has a new entrance pic now <Dark-e> omg <Dark-e> shit <Dark-e> didnt goto the bathroom

#7793   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AZReDWiNG> i just found out my dad is a giant warez freak <AZReDWiNG> and he tells me not to download stuff at home <AZReDWiNG> hes against kazaa and all that crap, hes in some sort of "anti-hacker/warez federation" <AZReDWiNG> im like "dad... this copy of xp is illegal" <AZReDWiNG> "yeah, i know son" <AZReDWiNG> "this copy of xp is on 500 computers at my work" <AZReDWiNG> "WTF I THOUGHT UR ANTI-WAREZ" <AZReDWiNG> "screw microsoft"

#7794   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DouXXX> tecmo bowel was da shit <DouXXX> oppps bowl <Diablos> tecmo bowel <Diablos> hahaha <DouXXX> LMFAO! <Diablos> it certainly WOULD BE the SHIT <DouXXX> totally shitty!

#7795   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

! Admiral_Justin is an equal opportunity asshole ( Admiral_Justin ) ummm ( Admiral_Justin ) that sounded soooo wrong