#7421   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dillinger> i think i'm going to try that at the mall <Dillinger> wear a tower costume <Dillinger> and have a friend ram into me at full speed <Orestes> You'd need someone dressed up as a zombie fireman. <Dillinger> or just have someone dress up as a fireman and then throw himself onto the ground <Dillinger> and yell "OH NO I AM HURT WAH WAH" <Dillinger> and then fucking run.

#7422   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[SA]Gaijinchi> I was ripped as a kid.  When my friends wanted to go somewhere on bikes, I ran and kept up <[SA]Gaijinchi> Then I turned 16 and promptly got out of shape <ricequeen> Yeah, masturbation got me too <[SA]Gaijinchi> You can masturbate and drive at the same time? <[SA]Gaijinchi> That's incredible. <ricequeen> It's an okay substitute for road head <[SA]Gaijinchi> that's all kinds of dangerous.  I mean, what if you hit a bump or something? <hoe4damoney> Just get a crash test dummy to fellate you <hoe4damoney> its safer <ricequeen> I call it, "Living on the edge"

#7423   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Acero> you're all a bunch of niggers who are going to die on your fucking computers! <Morris> That'd suck <Morris> But you're here also, so stfu. <Acero> i'm fucking leaving, fuck this!

#7424   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Froggyz0r> well you know warez is just like wanking....your a lier if you say you dont and a fool if you say you do.

#7425   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Skuzzi> swing programah swing programah saaawwwwiiiiing programa <j0e> Skuzzi: my opinion of your mental status remains unchanged.

#7426   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<enntee> man <enntee> i think my fucking cat is pregneant <angry> dude <angry> you should have used protection.

#7427   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<OS|flu> aww poor canadian soldiers <iZac> canadian soldiers? is it oxymoron night? <enntee> you're here, so it's just moron night.

#7428   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<enntee> my parents told me one time we were in a fancy restaurant, i was a child, and i had gone to the bathroom to take a piss <enntee> i ran out of the bathroom screaming "i made bubbles! i made bubbles!" because i had always wanted to make bubbles in the toilet water, but never had enough pee

#7429   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* tall-sew is a dog person <eatenn> no, you're a fat fucking person

#7430   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[00:55] <enntee> i'm about to go to seven eleven and i'm gonna hit on the clerk [00:55] <enntee> even if she looks like ass [01:00] <enntee> off i go [01:11] <enntee> damn. she was too ugly.

#7431   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@hakk> reboot <@hakk> reinstall <@hakk> ;P -:- enntee beats the MCSE out of hakk

#7432   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Preachy gets out the guitar <Ron> ? <Ron> you play guitar? cool <Ron> i play guitar too <Preachy> actually I call my cock a guitar

#7433   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ZWeirdVT> how's life? <BubFISHi> it's ok for a fiber filled oat square covered in cinnamin, but personally, I prefer Frosted Flakes... why do you ask?

#7434   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ronwe> I never claimed to have a good memory.... <Malice> Maybe you did. It's not like you'd remember.

#7435   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tizitchy> you know what sucks <Tizitchy> I was staring at this girls ass in the mall while waiting in line <Tizitchy> she was by a trash can <Tizitchy> and this guy was behind me <Tizitchy> said "Get a good view?" <Tizitchy> i was laughing and said "yeah" <Tizitchy> he goes "That's my daughter"

#7436   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pyroman> I am unilateraly discontinuing diplomatic relations with hexbit. <hexbit> we had diplomatic relations? <pyroman> I don't need tsalmavet's or anyones support, I prepared to take action alone if necessary.  pyroman can not just sit back and let someone like hexbit continue to harbor weapons of mass stupidity, and do nothing.

#7437   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<!Suicidal> Thats how stupid are government is

#7438   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Snobbenunge> does anyone waht error: 0x1d1c4e86 referenced memory at 0x0000000000 the memory could not be read mean? :D <matricks> yes <Snobbenunge> what does it mean <Snobbenunge> ? <Snobbenunge> i only get it when i'm browsing the harddrives <matricks> someone forgot to check if a pointer was null before reading from it.. <Snobbenunge> ok. so some troubles with the mouse drivers?

#7439   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Quad> [Two men are standing face to face.  One man is with a woman who looks suspvcisouly like a prostitute.  Money is exchanged, and the woman leaves with the second man] <Quad> Fur trader <Quad> [Molson drops from the sky] <Quad> Budweiser <Quad> Molson....Canadian for Budweiser

#7440   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Al_Koholic> FPD? <NativeAmericanPsycho> It's a black thing. <EMWCPrez> Like KFC?

#7441   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dranyam> It's nature. How do you make nature against the fucking law? It grows everywhere. Serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying to God made a mistake. You know what I mean, it's like God on the seventh day looked down on his creation: <dranyam> "There it is, my creation, perfect and holy in all ways. Now, I can rest." <dranyam> [Mimes God looking around - spotting pot] <dranyam> "Oh my me." <dranyam> "I left fucking pot everywhere." <dranyam> "I should never have smoked that joint on the third day ..shit." <dranyam> "That was the day I created possums. Haha. Still gives me a chuckle." <dranyam> "If I leave pot everywhere that's gonna to give humans the impression they're supposed to... 'use' it." <dranyam> "(sigh)Now I have to create Republicans."

#7442   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cheese^> a virus that reboots your computer all the time seems kinda pointless <@BenKenobi> �cheese� i dunno.. microsoft makes millions selling it every day

#7443   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Frozen-Solid> i say fuck rare, the have only made 1 game for GCN, and it's taken 5 years <agapencs> that's true...but x-box will  have some really nice titles in 2007

#7444   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mogismog> I hate people who come onto IRC and whine

#7445   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Crazy> hn <MiGiSHu> Harvey Norman? <Crazy> fuck the shut up <MiGiSHu> So the next person who says "shut up", I gotta fuck? <MiGiSHu> *shudders* <Crazy> shut up!!!! <MiGiSHu> Ouch...