#6871   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@freshmint> How do you get a goth out of a tree? <@freshmint> Cut the rope.

#6872   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Toilet> you suck <Bundy> you swallow <@Toilet> hell, you gargle

#6873   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** [zc]cha0s sets mode: +o FA|Q3-Rain <FA|Q3-Rain> woah <FA|Q3-Rain> i am sexier than I thought * FA|Q3-Rain dances <[zc]cha0s> no I felt sorry for you

#6874   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mal> there were so many people using POP3 at DefCon... it was obscene <Mal> who the hell sends out a text password over a network surrounded by FIVE THOUSAND hackers!?

#6875   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<OutBreak^Monkey> just use my excuse, men built dishwashers so they didnt have to do the dishes. <OutBreak^Monkey> women should learn from mens wisdom <OutBreak^Monkey> buy the man a fucking dishwasher or do em yourself <JT> heh <^yob> hehe <`2L_CodeMonkey> no, men built dishwasers cause the divorce rate increased and there wasn't wives to do the dishes for everyone

#6876   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping? <Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks? <mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

#6877   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Marxs2): How much do you really know me darn? Did you know i was a overweight 65 year old man that spends all his extra money from his 6.25 an hour job on porn and star wars figures? did you know that?

#6878   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Benjyman: man everyone knows there's a black superman though, whatsisface....steel Benjyman: by day hes mild mannered shaquille oneal

#6879   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<c-rOCK> when I was 15 I was fat and a loner. <KuRoKoSoN> are you 16 yet?

#6880   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<afro> yeh he flies in from sweden every weekend <SectorX4> Deos he bring you anything illegal? <toe> aids

#6881   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GimpChimp> I'm going to rape it. And tell the court it lead me on with its suggestive icon-wiggling. <GimpChimp> Just as soon as I work out the technical details of raping an Internet window.

#6882   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MrSaturn> oh yeah, and I've run a shopping cart into John Romero <MrSaturn> on accident, of course ... but when I saw who it was, I almost did it again <MrSaturn> my first thought was "damn slow hippie woman" <MrSaturn> then he turns around. <Trikky_Dikk> After he turned around, I still would have thought, "Damn slow hippie woman."

#6883   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Weng> If one were to download every piece of porn on the internet, paysites and all, and remove the duplicates, how many 120 gig hard drives would he have to span? <Cray0la> hmm <NaiWiste> a lot <Weng> including gay, kiddie, fetish and assorted other disgusting variations <NaiWiste> i'de say. at least 200gb for kiddie pr0n <Weng> only 200? <Snickerdo> Wang: Maxtor and WD would get into a bidding war over you, that's how much. <Weng> Cool. Time to put this 56k pipe to work

#6884   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(XBL-im): i have adelphia/time warner wires running side by side (XBL-im): into my room (XBL-im): appartently my adelphia one is creating a magnetic field that send the transmition into the air (XBL-im): high enough that planes can pick it up (XBL-im): *i live near a huge international airport* (XBL-im): anyways, the FCC was looking for the problem (XBL-im): and they found me (XBL-im): they gave me this 30 min bullshit lecture on how it works (XBL-im): and then they offered me an alternative to cable (XBL-im): lol

#6885   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<X2> [AlekaiTalon] Uh-oh, watch out ladies, Alekai Talon is in the house <Tyr> yea ladies, watch out <Tyr> he might steal ur men :p

#6886   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

slurpee: it's just wrong to be watching some random pr0nclip and it starts out with some hot, hot chick with a hot, hot bod...  then they start speaking german and you're thinking "wait a minute here" and then she lies down and some guy squats over her and WOAH COMMAND-W

#6887   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<doug-> moral dilemma: i just found a pak of 18 chicken legs in the deep freezer, however the label says 'best if used by 06-12-01'.... do i cook it up for the kidz and avoid having to spend money on take out?  i'm not all that hungry myself anyway =] <Prozzy> I say go for it. If they die, at least you know. <doug-> hmm, never actually thought about *death*, just figured on projectile diarrhea, etc... now insurance policies come into play... this could be a win-win-win-lose-win situation i have here

#6888   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rivorus> i feel stupid cuz i can never open the godam condoms <Rivorus> and then when i get it on i feel even more dumb cuz I'm the only one in the room

#6889   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> I was in this half-sleep exhausted haze <Guilty> I was talking to Jesus <Guilty> In my delusions <c-rOCK> the guy who mows your lawn?

#6890   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Aus> see, when too many people do something <Aus> it's just lame <TK-Work> It could have just been lame to begin with. <Aus> TK-Work: nah, everything is cool at least once. <xpander|out> Aus: does that mean child molestation was good the first time?

#6891   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Mew|WC3] linux is unix [@SiZZuRp] windows is mac [Mew|WC3] it Is unix [Mew|WC3] based on the Unix shell [Mew|WC3] fucking newbie.

#6892   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<crazney_> who the fuck spells cheque check <ambr> err <ambr> checks ?? <Zensunni> crazney: the americans do... <ambr> thats the stupidest thing i've seen this hour <ambr> and i've been reading bash.org

#6893   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<drain333> i lose interest after daisy left <drain333> that was a long time ago <PunkerGuy> since i've begun weed, i've begun to lose inter.... oo, a cookie *** SexyCookie has joined #goth <PunkerGuy> ooo, a cookie

#6894   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bubbleboo> i think 0's and 1's in binary should be replaced with 6's and 9's <bubbleboo> would be much more entertaining

#6895   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<phoenix`> Painting your hand yellow does not mean you have an asian girlfriend.....