#6721   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fireserve> now, if you were to say "you stupid elephant cock sucker" in a font like apple chancery, it would be rude yet classy

#6722   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<p13-om1kron> wtg, my mom is all like, "clean room, mess, now" <BX|AnarchE> tell her if she sucks your cock, you'll consider it <BX|AnarchE> that'll keep her on her toes

#6723   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RageATM> been sitting here for so long when i walked into the other room i could still see my mirc screen

#6724   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@yay> he doesn't have a low self esteem <@yay> he thinks he's awesome <@PhiL> really <@yay> he's just depressed as hell because no one believes him

#6725   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<es0> how you use TCp with an abacus? <%sluggo> TCP as in a TCP/IP stack? <@Amish> that would be a fancy abacus, indeed :) <%sluggo> that would be about as useful as half of the RFCs out there <%sluggo> like "wireless TCP/IP networking via carrier pigeons" <@Amish> yeah, B. F. Skinner was really pushing for that one

#6726   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@freak> i now have a 'HEERZ WUT IM LISTANEN 2' plugin so i can piss everyone off * @freak listens to PUDDLE OF MUDD - BLURRY <@freak> not even a kick? :( <@freak> fine <@freak> i'll do it *** freak was kicked by freak (NO FAGS IN #WTF ASSHOLE)

#6727   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* ILoveJackDaniels is gonna set up a "Ken's Typos" quote site <kensplace>  msssake me anon but ken still <ILoveJackDaniels> Ken: Lay off the crack. Seriously ;) <kensplace>  lol * kensplace promises not to slay antyother word

#6728   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@PhiL> jesus fucking christ, hitting tyrant with the knife is like poking a small baby in the stomach <@PhiL> the motherfucker giggles in your face, then claws it off

#6729   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Social> mathcore is DEP <@Social> and mr gayngle <@Phil> "AHHHHHH ONE PLUS TWO EQUALS THREE I HATE YOUR MOM AHHHHHHHH ::fast guitars::" <@Phil> oh <@Phil> i thought it was hardcore with mathematical lyrics <@Social> lol <@Social> LOL <@Social> oh man <@Social> that made me laugh <@Social> AHAHA <@Social> that would be great <@Phil> i was being serious <@Social> like <@Phil> i would be a pioneer of that genre <@Social> "AH 2 TIMES FUCKING 3 EQUALS 6 DIVIDED BY THE SQUARE ROOT OF YOUR MOTHER'S LOVE!!!!! FUCK!!!!"

#6730   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Blixt> I wonder if the Korean army uses starcraft tactics <Taerkar> extending the creep and sending hordes of zergs at their enemies? <Taerkar> "You! Mine those crystals. You two, into the gas factory." <Blixt> KEKE LA~ OFFICER!

#6731   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

harm|work: there was a fucking insect on my monitor harm|work: and i saw it and i was like fuck im gonna squelch it harm|work: and i pointed harm|work: and double clicked harm|work: i mustve missed cause it flew away :(

#6732   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ancalag0n> yes i just used residents as a verb <dragonbyt> i hate fskcing dialup <Ancalag0n> dialups gay <Akki> how about "resides on" <Ancalag0n> u should get aol <Ancalag0n> akki:nope <mikephoen> what the hell, did they install irc at the retard house :/

#6733   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<IngyThing> ill probably pop in sometimes about 2300 <ILoveJackDaniels> we'll still be here, and ken still won't be able to type :) <IngyThing> hehe <kensplace>  hic i reswomble that remark <ILoveJackDaniels> flro <kensplace>  resembel <kensplace>  resembel; <kensplace>  hic <ILoveJackDaniels> resent? <kensplace>  resembl;e <kensplace>  hic <kensplace>  look like

#6734   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<r-j> ebay bought paypal for 1.5 billion dollars <Doh_> wow <smozoma> i wonder if paypal used ebay to sell themselves to ebay? <smozoma> and did ebay pay by paypal? <r-j> lol

#6735   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nilumtil> HOPE U GOT 2 IPS <BilliamForty> i have twenty anyone want one? <cln> BilliamForty, YES <cln> i have no idea what i'd do with it though. <BilliamForty> ok you can have 250.912.666.56454.258.4145.541 <BilliamForty> and if anyone says thats not an ip they can meet me out back <cln> that isn't an ip. <BilliamForty> meet me out back <cln> will do *** cln invites you to join #out.back

#6736   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NyseriA> i just hit my hand with a hammer <NyseriA> and the first thing i said was "SPLENDID" <NyseriA> which made me laugh <NyseriA> then i dropped the hammer on my foot because i was laughing at me saying splendid instead of FUCK

#6737   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NyseriA> at uni we asked this lad why the carpet was a different colour under this computer desk, he said that he had spilled an eggcup of bleach :D What made it worse though was that there was a lass sat on his beanbag on teh floor and she said, did you spill it upwards onto the keyboard shelf bottom as well :P

#6738   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NyseriA> Things I've learned about war from videogames: If you find yourself mortally wounded by an enemy sniper be sure to let him know that he is a faggot.

#6739   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shitshe> it would be so convenient if cyber sex was real

#6740   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Kydaimon: so have you found out which chess piece you are yet? Kydaimon: if not i suggest you get on that...I'm hedging my bets you're a queen Kydaimon: FAG Jaron95DX: fuck no Jaron95DX: HAHAHA Jaron95DX: I hate you Kydaimon: only because you know that's the funniest thing you've read today motherfucker

#6741   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<weasel> i made a thing that turns red when you left click it and blue when you right click it <weasel> and now i can't stop clicking it <sponge> thats sad <weasel> no, what's sad is that this took me 2 hours to write and debug

#6742   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Elly_May>  my little sister just asked me why my hair was tangled <Elly_May>  i told her it was because my boyfriend came all over it when i was giving him a blow job <Elly_May>  at which point my father admitted he could hear me....

#6743   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Elly_May>  i'm so sick of fucking my father <Shitshe>  you mean i'm so sick of MY fucking father <Elly_May> whatever makes you happy you conservative piece of shit

#6744   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rei> only you can prevent forests! :)

#6745   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<saunafrend>: you know, next time we're in a building thats burning down, and someone screams "GOD PLEASE HELP US!! IF WE HAD A SMARTMEDIA READER WE'D ALL BE SAVED!!" you won't think it was such a waste of money anymore, and i'll laugh as you burn.