#6646   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Now talking in #jesus <God> Ive come before you today, to say Im calling it quits. <God> Ive created the universe.. <God> It was a mistake <God> I didnt really like it from the beginning.. <God> This is just to inform you, the 'universe' project will be terminated shortly, it was long overdue. <God> Sorry for any inconvenience caused. <God> ta. *** Parts: God

#6647   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<psyk> Axl Rose is an idiot with the voice of a ten-year-old girl choking to death on a brillo pad

#6648   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CrackZ> I'm gonna be getting a new boss soon too <CrackZ> its a power hungry female <CrackZ> ya know the type <CrackZ> her 'can do' profile is going to clash with my 'can't be arsed' profile

#6649   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EssKay> i don't want to have fucking poles in my underwear, man. <Rjx> that joke went so far over your head it got hijacked and flown into a major landmark

#6650   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NewSonCometh> my sister found 50 bucks today <NewSonCometh> then the person who dropped it asked her if she found it <NewSonCometh> with the clenched 50 sticking out of her hand, she said "Nope, I don't have any cash at all" <NewSonCometh> then the lady just walked away <NewSonCometh> I wish more people with an abundance of 50's were that stupid

#6651   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Feared> Everyone's against me. <Feared> It's like my school is here.

#6652   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sugadon> sup <Sugadon> i'm in houston <GaBe-33> houston !? <GaBe-33> what you doing in texas !? <Sugadon> honeymoon <drunkers> you came on mirc on your honeymoon? <drunkers> the sex that bad?

#6653   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CrdStang> Oh dear <CrdStang> Oh fuck dear no <CrdStang> My stupid ass dad just drove the ride-on lawn mower here from his place 3/4 of a mile away

#6654   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[ spacefish ] nah, austnet is like.. the s-bend of irc. [ spacefish ] it catches all teh grime and keeps it in one place.

#6655   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cams> red: yea, well i'll take your land <cams> then lie to you <cams> and give you deseases <reddiwhipper> that was the native americans <cams> no, actually, im doing my impression of a woman

#6656   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+Normandy> How poor is this. <+Normandy> that exercise bike I've been lookin forward to start building my leg muscles for the summer finally arrived today <+Normandy> yet I'm carryin it upstairs and twat it against my knee, and now my uncle who is a doctor says i cant exert any pressure on it for 2 bloody months

#6657   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Oz> just reading about the human genome project <@Oz> what a waste of time, if only god had just released the source with the binaries

#6658   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(PowrSlave) how r things? (DAMMiT_) good (DAMMiT_) well (DAMMiT_) except for the fact that my 88 GT just got blown away by a Beetle with a license plate labeled "KIWI"

#6659   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CrazySpence> i read a brit/canadian magazine an its full of all these hints an tips for kinky ways of sex...look at an american mag an its {why cant my man get it up} {does my fat ass turn my man off} {my man last 30seconds or less}

#6660   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cams> dude <cams> russians rock <lavhoes> yeah, especially when you pay for them

#6661   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

slurpee: got p2p? Arcane: p2p? Arcane: are you asking me for drugs?

#6662   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Affe> i got a dual head card today <Arcane> what kind of dualhead card? <Affe> radeon <cardian> they make a radeon dual head? <cardian> which one <Affe> i dunno <cardian> you dont know which card you bought? <cardian> were you high? <Affe> no <Affe> it was a trade for services <cardian> ahh <Arcane> blowjob? <Arcane> it musta been shitty head if they gave you a radeon <cardian> hhaaahha

#6663   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mig|sluice> trillian, like a capitalist social-democracy, will suit me until I see something better to take its place.

#6664   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* CookieS rubs SC's boobie <Kintaro_0e> C.c <SC> O.O <CookieS> I'm making a wish <Kintaro_0e> A deathwish

#6665   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Morelos> i think i want the rtfm shirt <maxracer> whats rtfm <Morelos> maxracer - i suggest you rtfm to find out <maxracer> man rftm?

#6666   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jaff> once my heater caught on fire while I was playing t1 , but I had the flag so I was fucking torn, luckily I was on RW and organised a very quick hand off

#6667   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<unknown> once I was wanking while playing doomII and someone snuck up behind me and shot me in the back with his shotgun and I almost tore off my helmet.. Folks I am telling you it's not fucking worth it!!!

#6668   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<psil0gik> is loving computers considered a symptom ? <rewben> no a cure

#6669   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nae> will you guys PLZZ stop that? <nae> are there any mods around that can ban them plz? <@Athene> nae: what is the problem? <nae> correct me if i'm wrong but isn't this channel for d/l? <@Athene> no, this is a chat channel <nae> isn't htere any law against spamming? <nae> slyspy hold 1 out of every two messages in here! <@slyspy> nothing unusual in that <@Athene> that is called a conversation <@Athene> maybe you have had one before <@Athene> or at least seen them in movies ;) <nae> then can you plz convirsate in a new chat??? cause it blocks 0.7 of my d/l's speed!

#6670   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Delidgamond> Naw, hoping it was the truth <Delidgamond> I am the sexiest man alive after all <Delidgamond> I mean, what woman WANT to get it on with me <Delidgamond> fuck <Delidgamond> said that wrong <Malbi> no you said it correct