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#6546   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TrutHurts> o____o: Christ died for all and one day you will acknowledge this fact <wired> ORRRR you will die and be dead and you'll wish you didnt spend all your time in an IRC channel preaching


#6547   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pooshda-coloring> http://www.pooshda.com/temp/test_color.jpg <supreemball> that sucks poosh <supreemball> oh wait, lemme actually look at it


#6548   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<g0atb0t> What's ADD stand for? Attention Deficit LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!


#6549   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

�shaggy� I am going to pawn my computer so i will have enough money for my cable modem


#6550   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pooshda> ICQ is nicer than AIM because it doesnt pop up like BLAM I JUST FUCKED UP YOUR BRUSH STROKE NIGGA!


#6551   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<supreemball> my cock best viewed @ 2048x1536 resolution


#6552   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<supreemHOUSTON> i told my mom i'm going to go smoke crack and fuck some hookers, she said "well, wear a rubber"


#6553   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pigs> I used to go out all the time, I just go to have a few beers and look at girls... that's not gay <supreemball> unless you're comparing outfits with the girls


#6554   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Now talking in #anime *** Topic is 'go to #anime-core' * Kurin looks at the topic <Kurin> A little blatant, don't you think? <Ghaleon> More 'direct' than 'blatant' <WyldXyld> weeds out the vermin


#6555   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Feeldeath> Man i had a bad day !!! <Formin> o great =( what happened? <Feeldeath> well i was masturbating on my couche an I fell of <Formin> hahaha o god <Feeldeath> thats not the worst part. i hit my head on the coffee table and knocked myself out and my mom came in and found me unconscience on the floor with my dick in one hand and a porn mag in the other. <Formin> lmao


#6556   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mr_Bandit> its LMAO not imo


#6557   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Scorp10n> god I'm an idiot <Scorp10n> I have to like make icons on my desktop to help me remember shit <Scorp10n> because that's like the only place where I'm 100% sure to see them unless the power goes out


#6558   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mr_Bandit> i defraged my screen, its cleaner now


#6559   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fixxxer> I'm thinking about using Jennifer Connelly's breasts as a setting for an adventure


#6560   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Preacher> my arsehole brother has just told me he's sold me playstation ages ago <Preacher> i'm fecking livid <Preacher> i've been salivating about FFVIII and now i can't play it :( <Preacher> he better have some cash left cause he's gonna need it for the new knee caps when i do the fecking little twat <Mousey> go sell his guitar preach <Preacher> it's my fecking guitar


#6561   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<st|ng-x> sammy try this, you have a 50/50 chance at getting very ahead...walk into boss' office and yell at him "you SICK FUCK...gimme a promotion and a serious raise now or I'll tell your wife everything I saw" then walk out not leaving him a chance to retort


#6562   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<poke> i'm not afraid of flying. <poke> i'm afraid of being 35,000 feet in the air and suddenly *not* flying.


#6563   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kentyman> Show the following problem is NP-complete:  The dominating-set problem:  given a graph G and an integer k, does there exist a subset S of G with k nodes such that each node is either in S or adjacent to a node of S? <Oax> exactly k nodes <kentyman> yes, but adding nodes wouldn't change it, no? <Oax> no <Oax> it's monotone <kentyman> like my prof


#6564   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Animepix> NEW SAILORMOON EPS STARTING ON THE 12th <Unit01> [Animepix]: go get all your little fairy friends and tell them


#6565   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<skold> 'the wilder funeral home - let your loved ones have a wilder funeral' ;) <liss> i dont think those places have mottos <liss> it isnt mcdonalds <skold> 'did somebody say embalming?'


#6566   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@RuneCaster> but they cost you an arm, leg and your left testicle <skold> i wonder why someone would want your arm, leg and testicle <@RuneCaster> skold: MacDonald's


#6567   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Eclipse> at least they don't taste like yellow listerine <Eclipse> that stuff is horrible <skold> 'ear wax flavor' <Eclipse> that doesn't begin to describe it <Eclipse> it's like ear wax dissolved in a mixture of gasoline and urine


#6568   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<skold> i had the wierdest fucking dream <skold> me and the gang from scooby doo were strapped to those bed things in the back of some car for a mental institute


#6569   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jiy> every time i join a suicide channel on dalnet i get banned and accused of being a troll <jiy> today, when the fuckers were discussing cutting, i said "tell me how to cut myself" <@skold> you dont know how to cut yourself? <@skold> how the fuck can you screw that up? <@skold> no wonder you want to kill yourself


#6570   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<xoopx> america is bart, canada is millhouse


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