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#6546 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <TrutHurts> o____o: Christ died for all and one day you will acknowledge this fact <wired> ORRRR you will die and be dead and you'll wish you didnt spend all your time in an IRC channel preaching #6547 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <pooshda-coloring> http://www.pooshda.com/temp/test_color.jpg <supreemball> that sucks poosh <supreemball> oh wait, lemme actually look at it #6548 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <g0atb0t> What's ADD stand for? Attention Deficit LET'S GO RIDE BIKES! #6549 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 �shaggy� I am going to pawn my computer so i will have enough money for my cable modem #6550 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <pooshda> ICQ is nicer than AIM because it doesnt pop up like BLAM I JUST FUCKED UP YOUR BRUSH STROKE NIGGA! #6551 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <supreemball> my cock best viewed @ 2048x1536 resolution #6552 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <supreemHOUSTON> i told my mom i'm going to go smoke crack and fuck some hookers, she said "well, wear a rubber" #6553 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Pigs> I used to go out all the time, I just go to have a few beers and look at girls... that's not gay <supreemball> unless you're comparing outfits with the girls #6554 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 *** Now talking in #anime *** Topic is 'go to #anime-core' * Kurin looks at the topic <Kurin> A little blatant, don't you think? <Ghaleon> More 'direct' than 'blatant' <WyldXyld> weeds out the vermin #6555 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Feeldeath> Man i had a bad day !!! <Formin> o great =( what happened? <Feeldeath> well i was masturbating on my couche an I fell of <Formin> hahaha o god <Feeldeath> thats not the worst part. i hit my head on the coffee table and knocked myself out and my mom came in and found me unconscience on the floor with my dick in one hand and a porn mag in the other. <Formin> lmao #6556 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Mr_Bandit> its LMAO not imo #6557 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Scorp10n> god I'm an idiot <Scorp10n> I have to like make icons on my desktop to help me remember shit <Scorp10n> because that's like the only place where I'm 100% sure to see them unless the power goes out #6558 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Mr_Bandit> i defraged my screen, its cleaner now #6559 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Fixxxer> I'm thinking about using Jennifer Connelly's breasts as a setting for an adventure #6560 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Preacher> my arsehole brother has just told me he's sold me playstation ages ago <Preacher> i'm fecking livid <Preacher> i've been salivating about FFVIII and now i can't play it :( <Preacher> he better have some cash left cause he's gonna need it for the new knee caps when i do the fecking little twat <Mousey> go sell his guitar preach <Preacher> it's my fecking guitar #6561 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <st|ng-x> sammy try this, you have a 50/50 chance at getting very ahead...walk into boss' office and yell at him "you SICK FUCK...gimme a promotion and a serious raise now or I'll tell your wife everything I saw" then walk out not leaving him a chance to retort #6562 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <poke> i'm not afraid of flying. <poke> i'm afraid of being 35,000 feet in the air and suddenly *not* flying. #6563 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <kentyman> Show the following problem is NP-complete: The dominating-set problem: given a graph G and an integer k, does there exist a subset S of G with k nodes such that each node is either in S or adjacent to a node of S? <Oax> exactly k nodes <kentyman> yes, but adding nodes wouldn't change it, no? <Oax> no <Oax> it's monotone <kentyman> like my prof #6564 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Animepix> NEW SAILORMOON EPS STARTING ON THE 12th <Unit01> [Animepix]: go get all your little fairy friends and tell them #6565 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <skold> 'the wilder funeral home - let your loved ones have a wilder funeral' ;) <liss> i dont think those places have mottos <liss> it isnt mcdonalds <skold> 'did somebody say embalming?' #6566 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <@RuneCaster> but they cost you an arm, leg and your left testicle <skold> i wonder why someone would want your arm, leg and testicle <@RuneCaster> skold: MacDonald's #6567 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Eclipse> at least they don't taste like yellow listerine <Eclipse> that stuff is horrible <skold> 'ear wax flavor' <Eclipse> that doesn't begin to describe it <Eclipse> it's like ear wax dissolved in a mixture of gasoline and urine #6568 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <skold> i had the wierdest fucking dream <skold> me and the gang from scooby doo were strapped to those bed things in the back of some car for a mental institute #6569 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <jiy> every time i join a suicide channel on dalnet i get banned and accused of being a troll <jiy> today, when the fuckers were discussing cutting, i said "tell me how to cut myself" <@skold> you dont know how to cut yourself? <@skold> how the fuck can you screw that up? <@skold> no wonder you want to kill yourself #6570 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <xoopx> america is bart, canada is millhouse |
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