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#6371   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* infinitySPZ gives it to Wolf-Olo in the butt. * Wolf-Olo howls <Peri> aww how cute <infinitySPZ> $replace($1-,it,Peri) <Wolf-Olo> Bastard <Wolf-Olo> We were just getting close


#6372   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ShadowMouse> bye <Coan_Arcanius> bye <[Bryan]> bye <cams> bye <[Bryan]> (damn we sound like a boy band)


#6373   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<clairey> a blowjob is fobbing someone off half the time because you couldnt be fucked.  pardon the pun.


#6374   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wing_Zero> cyxx: http://www.d8.dion.ne.jp/~marquis/yamato31.jpg <cyxx> that's like...6 <cyxx> wait..fuck * cyxx curses his nick <cyxx> I mean * Nakago curses 6 * cyxx gives up and goes to the corner


#6375   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gothmog> hmmm... we keep on changing our nicks to reflect what we're doing... so how come when we're chatting, we don't change our nicks to whatever|IRC? <Gothmog> Gothmog: asking the hard questions since 2002


#6376   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Teirlap> Nickelback needs to be shot. All of them. <Bucky> Why stop there? <Teirlap> Uh... Because I need to reload?


#6377   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[DMK]Relvox> can anyone tell me what "BUST A CAP" means? <DrStrangelove> It means they'll friggin slit your throat if you use caps, ever again.


#6378   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<z|davies> quote: "this looks object oriented" when he saw a spinning cube on            the screen... I think he misunderstood object oriented =)


#6379   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lewney> I remember being wasted last night; I went to the bathroom and shared an asla with some other guy <lewney> cause there was a long queue <lewney> to the bathrooms... <lewney> yes, I'll shut up now.


#6380   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Shastao> ...which is more disturbing, the fact we calculated a weird, weird way to go impossible distances in virtually no time, or the fact you can become a minister online? :P


#6381   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Murgatroyd> You know you've been playing Nethack too much when... <Murgatroyd> You look both ways down the corridor, start to sweat... then realise you're looking at your EMail address.


#6382   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<orf> animals are just refridgerators <orf> they keep the meat fresh till yer ready to eat it


#6383   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cainispissyill> YES YES YES YES YES YES YES <cainispissyill> GOOOOO MATH! <cainispissyill> GOOOOO STATISTICS! <badtz-maru> GOOOOOOOOOOO AWAY


#6384   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GameBot> 133.  What three letters are overly used to indicate 'Laugh Out Loud'? <Wolf-Olo> heh


#6385   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fraud> hehe ill never forget in math class in high school back in the day, 2 negros get in a fight and one stabs the other with a screw driver right in front of me when im like a freshman, then some black girls stands up and screams OH SHEET HE STABBED CORNBREAD


#6386   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[PtFe]Harrison> If I ever purchased a firearm, it'd have to be something like...  I dunno...  A fifty calibur sniper rifle.  If I'm going to get a gun, I might as well be able to punch a hole in a tank, you know? <[LsR]Darrian> lol <[LsR]Hotwire> law launcher for me. if it dont blow stuff up, i dont want it. <[LsR]Darrian> I just want something I can whip out in the middle of a strip joint and yell "suck it, bitch!"


#6387   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Brax-SP: Now, a for a test of group effort. Everyone decide who should ask the next question. I need a unanimous vote. Morrolan: owch Bruxail: Morrolan! Xerin: Morrolan Ildefonse: Morrolan Morrolan: whoah BowenTheKotoc: Morollan Omni: Morr Raven|E: Morollan Primalmoon: Primalmoon Bruxail: hehe Omni: whered that come from :) Ildefonse: OMG.. Faeleia: dork Primalmoon: Morrolan I guess..


#6388   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Chebarak> dude where you live? <Ildefonse> i live in the netherlands <Chebarak> right <Chebarak> so where you live ?


#6389   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<damocles> osama bin laden is hiding in my shed.  I feed him boiled cabbage once a week, and when he sleeps I read the bible to him


#6390   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<anti-hero> how do u do the quote things? <@renetiq> anti-hero you have to write a script :P <anti-hero> like a play? <@Oz> rofl <@renetiq> lol <anti-hero> how do u do it then? <anti-hero> i dont have time to write a play


#6391   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Adrennalyne> i want icecream but its like 4am :/ <viscera> you can't always get what you want, but if you run fast enough, can tiptoe effectively and carry a large, blunt instrument at all times, sometimes, possibly, maybe you can beat it into an amnesia hazed coma long enough to play make-believe <viscera> life is grand, no?


#6392   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fredo> wanna see something cool? <Dementio> no, the last time someone said do you wnna see something cool i ended up pregnat


#6393   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<maalox> The period between clicking on a link to stileproject and waiting for the picture to load is probably the most intense feeling since when I first penetrated myself with a 2 liter


#6394   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rzrshrp> I want food <NickBlasta> build more farms


#6395   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kisama_> the things i do to get my porn on <kisama_> gonna wait until 1 am <kisama_> then move comp into the bathroom


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