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#6321   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<frash> op me cause I'm lame! <frash> op me cause I'm lame! <frash> op me cause I'm lame! ��� frash was kicked off #Twilight_Zone by callas (kick you cuz you're a dicksmack!)


#6322   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_ohm> sara, as a girl i have to ask you a serious question <_ohm> girl/woman <_ohm> do you know when a guy is producing massive amounts of ass sweat


#6323   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<XDice> My last g/f retrated into a shell, and ended the relationship. <maxathome> cool, she knew unix?


#6324   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@King-Kong> now this fuckin chick doesnt wanna go out <@King-Kong> i fucking took a shower too, wtf


#6325   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Brett> Sara, if two trains depart from Chicago an hour apart at 55 mph and 80 mph respectively.... how good would you look in a bikini? [ ] Hot [ ] Very Hot [ ] Who needs a Bikini? <sara> do i get new shoes if i answer? <Brett> For the shoes, you have to answer this question: Explain the difficulties in identifying the source of individual free will in the light of the deterministic theories of neurochemical medicine modern behaviourist psychology. - Just Kidding!!!! Seriously though... Do you like leather miniskirts? [ ] Yes [ ] No


#6326   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jimmie> while i was gone <jimmie> my tivo recored lots of movies with cher in them <jimmie> i'm not sure what to think


#6327   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<outcaste> costume party tip #417 - If you forget to pick up a costume, just turn up in your underwear. If someone asks you what you've arrived as, just say "premature ejaculation - I came in my underwear". <sara> oh god that's awful <outcaste> yes, yes it is <jimmie> what a great idea � jimmie/#hades makes notes <outcaste> or...wear a condom on your nose, when people ask you what you are, just say "fuck knows"


#6328   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<boii> i used to name a box after each girl i nailed <boii> that way, whenever i nailed a new girl, id treat myself to a new box


#6329   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<waug> Did anyone else discover that drunk chicks are easier to seduce?


#6330   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<notxyst> fuck budget cuts <notxyst> bush should make wrist cuts


#6331   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<oz> DYKQUIL - YOUR RUBBING, LICKING, GRABBING, POKING, TEASING, TONGUING, SO YOU CAN GO ALL NITE MEDICINE


#6332   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<marcus> what is this "work" thing you've gotten yourself involved with? <marcus> sounds like some sort of cult or something <marcus> seemsm you are spending all of your time there lately <marcus> how does your family feel about your involvement with it?


#6333   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Graeme> Fifty-nine people have attempted suicide and, out of this, 26 people have died. This is of great concern <Graeme> i bet it fucking is.. a return rate of 50% is pretty shitty


#6334   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Speedlock> i like to think of sara as my sister <Graeme> i like to think of sara riding my cock like a sex starved nymphette <Speedlock> actually, i like to think of sara as a kissing cousin <Speedlock> or perhaps a sexy auntie <martin> you'll end up thinking of her as someone you cant go within 200 yards of at this rate :p


#6335   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

jenziie: i have no comment.. my mom is italian my stepdad is indonesian, so its like epcot center at their house


#6336   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<partyman> hallo <partyman> hei <sara> ? <partyman> hallo <sara> what? <partyman> k�m e du? <sara> i don't want to talk, i am not norwegian, i have a boyfriend, i don't want to cyber, i'm not someone you know, i have had this nick for 5 years so i didn't steal it, i have a boyfriend, we are happy, i don't want to netsex <partyman> okei <partyman> do you want netsex?


#6337   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sara> i <3'ed george michael <sara> till <sara> he started wearing his goatee like satan <[pele]> till he started sucking cock in bathrooms <[pele]> oh <[pele]> that too


#6338   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jon2> what's the racial slur for pakistanis? <log> cab drivers?


#6339   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<frash> STFU you candy coating lil spin doctor


#6340   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Eskimo-Steve> damn it, files are dling too fast <roninFool> steve: ha ha <roninFool> wait, TOO fast?


#6341   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hellace> \192.168.28.98\movies2 ideo clips\kitty stir fry.mpeg <Hellace> thats fucken wrong <Gothmog> im not touching anything with a filename like that <Gothmog> work on your subtlety Hellace... <Gothmog> call it "dinner.mpeg" or something <Hellace> well its dodgy hey <Hellace> its a cat getting cooked.. <Gothmog> yeah i figured that <Gothmog> stirfried infact... <Hellace> quote by levi "its fucken wrong" <Zen> aarg <Zen> that fucking horrible <Gothmog> you watched it? <Gothmog> LOL <Gothmog> come on, something called that... you expected it to not be fucking horrible? <Zen> well curiosity killed the cat


#6342   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<claybats|work> yay, now it says wb to everyone on my users list :) * placido|working has left #MTFN * placido|working has joined #MTFN <claybats|work> wb placido|working <placido|working> wb placido|working <claybats|work> see? <placido|working> Thanks claybats.... didn't know you cared. :D <Cancel_Man> he doesn't- that's why he made a script that does


#6343   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<wo1fwork> maybe if you got a giant pole made of the strongest thing in the universe <wo1fwork> and attached one end to the moon and one to the earth <wo1fwork> you could fuck shit up, or break the pole <NOCKY2K> maybe if everyone peed in the atlantic ocean at once jesus would come back and tell us to not be so naughty


#6344   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CrypticB> I thought wind was caused by differential pressures initiated by expanding/contracting air from heat/cold <wo1fwork> i thought wind was caused by the collective farts of all the arabs in the east


#6345   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Acela> +v means that the CIA now has a fix on your location


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