#5696   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mew49> shutup broadband bastard <joober> i dont have broad band <joober> i have cable

#5697   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<b00m> i once got a virus that opened and shut my cd drive and i was like wtf... i ended up taping it shut until i wiped my computer

#5698   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SiZZuRp> what has 7 balls and screws old ladies? <Chibi-Trunks> iunno <SiZZuRp> the lottery

#5699   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<catlike> SQUIRRELS TRY TO COPULATE ON MY BALCONY <Dayv> You're just jealous. <Dayv> You wish Chris was daring enough to copulate with you on the balcony. <Dayv> But he is too busy reading nanog.

#5700   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Chrizto> one day someone on this channel will die and their last words will be construed as irc laughter from their head slapping the keyboard on the way down.

#5701   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dante> Removing the HD isn't a good idea. No guarantee I can put it back in...And no she has no idea where my pr0n is (Stashed at my grandmother's next door)

#5702   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EnemyFC> can you feel the love i'm excreting from my pores? <Cobra> I'm just glad you aren't excreting it from other places o_O

#5703   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jon-> they need to put some quality warez and movies on microsoft.com <Jon-> i get about 800k a sec from them

#5704   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RikisuuDelta> i'm glad my parents dont play quake, they'd frag my ass and tell me it's dinner time

#5705   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<evilpie> P.S. oblique, since both you and your girlfriend live with your parents, how in the fuck do you manage to bang her? <jre> It wasn't so much of a bang as a dull thud."

#5706   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Moogboy> That Quotes page is retarted <Moogboy> Do you know how much of them are most likely completely fake? <WeslyC> I hear ya man <WeslyC> This is one of 'em. <Moogboy> O_o

#5707   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<vqhmdragn> rawk! <S4murai> exactly <vqhmdragn> twat I cunt hear you I must have a ear infucktion, plz cum closer <S4murai> I too have an ear infucktion butits ok, I have a pill to take every half whore <vqhmdragn> I'm afriad I cunt afwhored such a pill :( S4murai> a little less expenisive is a small prick to your finger. Tit's the Doctwhore's bill that'll clit you in the end. <vqhmdragn> so twats up s4murai? <S4murai> nut much, you? <vqhmdragn> just chillin out <vqhmdragn> wait, it's midnut, I just turned 18, that's twats up <S4murai> really? that's ballsome! <vqhmdragn> yea now I can buy cigs legaly, I cuntent bewhore

#5708   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TAOC> EVILPIE WILL LEAD US INTO A NEW AGE OF ENLIGHTMENT AND PEACE <TAOC> somebody ban him

#5709   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@redium> i have never had a condom break on me ever <@redium> maybe the gas-station generic glow in the dark ones break.. but real ones dont <+elf> ...glow in the dark ones...? <+elf> how can you misplace your penis so badly that you need for it to glow? <@redium> its the entertainment factor, not the visibility factor <+elf> i see...

#5710   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shitpencil> I try not to discriminate when calling people niggers

#5711   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cochese04> Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hampster and drop it in the scorpion cage. <cochese04> I wanna see what a hampster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."

#5712   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Actaeon> Stupid three-dimensional universe. <Violetnite> Better than a two dimensional universe. <Actaeon> Well, depends on the dimensions. <Actaeon> And really, it is a good/bad thing. <Violetnite> What is the good and bad. <Violetnite> Just curious. <Actaeon> The three-dimensionality makes it so that I am seperated from people I meet on here by actualy traversable space. On the other hand, three dimensions are necessary for tits. So, guess I just have to deal.

#5713   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lyon> erll, i'm ogg yo trsf snf dlrrp <Lyon> oops <Lyon> well, i'm off to read and sleep <Derian> looks like you need all the dlrrp you can get.

#5714   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jabberwocky> I made a life-sized Battlemech out of legos.  I would have taken over the city too, if I hadn't run out of 2x4s for autocannon rounds.

#5715   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Po|2N`GotSex> ok everyone this is the most funniest thing that has happended to me in years.... <@Po|2N`GotSex> my g/f mom found out we fucked <ownsya> lol <@Po|2N`GotSex> and we sat and talked it out

#5716   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dabblerblue> i hate pants that are only comfortable when you're standing :( <nzc> so takem off <dabblerblue> i can't, i'm about to go out <dabblerblue> i put them on so i could leave without being arrested <dabblerblue> i hate that

#5717   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ouroboros> The large print giveth, and the fine print taketh away.

#5718   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

HalfShadow> Oh yeah. Ever see something so bad you wanted to go into fetal position? seventhcrow> spice world

#5719   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

EpsilonII> Julia Roberts, Jessica Alba, and Angelina Jolie in the remake of "A Pack of Lips Now!

#5720   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Mortaneous> Lyme... idiots of that caliber still exist Mortaneous> I thought Darwinian evolution woulda killed em off the first time they attacked the toaster with a knife for eating their bread