#5546   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mos6581> scube, lemme guess.. you got a microsoft optical mouse and it's in your ps2 port <sCuber> ?:P <sCuber> playstation ? <mos6581> no <sCuber> i got a microsoft optical <sCuber> playstation2 exists

#5547   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mos6581> i made a pornomovie once. though, i had such a small budget that i couldn't afford to hire any actors, so i had to act all alone. I gave the movie a name "hand".

#5548   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Joins: dad ([email protected]) <@tatpoop> Hi dad. <@tatpoop> Quit hitting mommy. ;_; <@tatpoop> OH GOD MEMORIES

#5549   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Shaolin> "HEY GET OFF MY LAWN!!" *** Quits: KP-Away (Exit: o[>_<]o)

#5550   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rrrmmm> hi DrtyS0UTH how are ya? <DrtyS0UTH> pretty good being that the weather is like a sauna here. <rrrmmm> here its mostly cold and raining <rrrmmm> maybe we should live somewhere in the middle where its nice or something

#5551   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[Bryan]> maladono: Make with the showing of the boobies. <maladono> never <Venom|WorkProblem> :D|8-< <Venom|WorkProblem> lol <Coan_Arcanius> Venom|WorkProblem: you have way too much time on your hands...and i hope thats all you have on your hands... <[Bryan]> maladono: Why don't you show. <maladono> im no slut! <[Bryan]> maladono: well you don't have to be a slut, there are other things you can be. You could be an exhibitionist, or promiscous.... or even just free spirited.

#5552   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cardinal> huh, a friend of mine pissed in his girlfriend's typewriter <cardinal> under similar circumstances <alayna> :blink: <cardinal> drunk, needing to pee, didn't want to turn on the light, found <cardinal> the "bathroom" door, found the "toilet", opened the lid, <cardinal> pissed, couldn't find the flusher, went back to bed <cardinal> discovered the next morning he'd opened the wrong door, and <cardinal> found the typewriter, not the toilet, which explains the lack <cardinal> of flush lever <Deke> and the *ding* when he finished <cardinal> all I could say when he told me the story was "Good thing it <cardinal> wasn't a Selectric"

#5553   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Suzuran managed to make KDE change all of the text and error messages (even the ones in shell windows) to Japanese. <kinzillah> Suzuran: can you read them though? <Suzuran> kinzillah: Hell no. ^_^

#5554   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bryan> I need to find some vanilla cock to drink...

#5555   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DumbNewbi> I have conversations with god <DumbNewbi> it's a little bit like talking with a sleeping Calvin Coolidge though

#5556   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Andre> short girls with glasses and flannel jammies are cute. <The_Frymaster> You just described Jonathan Lipnicki in Jerry Maguire. <The_Frymaster> You pervert.

#5557   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** WiLD`stripped is now known as WiLD2`dummphuck <Swarthy_Foreskin> wild, how was the stripping <WiLD2`dummphuck> didn't get to it <WiLD2`dummphuck> Nicole called <Swarthy_Foreskin> bah <Swarthy_Foreskin> damn women <Swarthy_Foreskin> keep getting in the way of you getting your pants off <Catalyst88> and theirs <Swarthy_Foreskin> yeah

#5558   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[][ceman] I get mine from the fact that for the first 2 weeks of playing CS I didnt; know you could buy rifles [][ceman] I thought they were scattered on the ground and that people kept picking them up before me

#5559   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Swifty] its unfortunate because whenever she's explaining trigonometry or whatever, im usually trying to hide my brute of an erection

#5560   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Mills] these new headphones of mie with a lead nearly got me in the shit last night, was watching some porn at about 3 am at pretty high volume and I got up and walked away, the speaker crashed down on the floor but thankfully the headphone jack didnt come out :)

#5561   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<red> just because something makes you briefly nauseous doesn't mean it's wrong <mute> red, that's what i tell my woman

#5562   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<deimos> someone asked me some ungodly complex question in an interview once <deimos> it took him 5 minutes to explain it <rwhom> did you get it right? <deimos> and then they looked at me <deimos> and wanted a single part answer <deimos> so i thought for a second <cj_> <deimos> and i said, "potatoe".  i didn't get the job.

#5563   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Pulse): did u know it was part of dayly life in egypt to wank (cypheh): its part of my daily life too (Pulse): aye (senn): same

#5564   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<temujin> Linux == brotherhood of the dateless?

#5565   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rbeattie> If you were MEANT to understand it, we wouldn't have called it 'code'

#5566   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fahrvergnugen> wow <fahrvergnugen> I've totally avoided being in geekissues qdb. <fahrvergnugen> neat. <fahrvergnugen> .... <fahrvergnugen> as it now dawns on me, at this moment, that saying that on an irc channel is REALLY DUMB.

#5567   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kallahar> use telnet <Nygis> i cant find the answer in telnet <Kallahar> well, try harder.  maybe you aren't pushing the keys in all the way. <Nygis> but im pushin as hard as i can

#5568   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jenn> canada is ned flanders to usa's homer simpson. <slurpee> hahahahahahahah <slurpee> so true <slurpee> "hidely-hodely, neighborino!"  "shut up, canada."

#5569   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

|MallBrat[essay]| :"I remember the first time I jacked off. I thought I invented it. I looked down at my handful of junk and thought, 'I'm gonna be rich.''

#5570   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Reiko> girl who sit on judges lap, get honorable discharge