#5421   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hewbert> goths have been progressivly wearing less clothing as the years have gone by <hewbert> how shamless! <hewbert> they should be progressivly wearing more and MORE clothing <hewbert> until they are bundled up with 200 pound parkas <Unfy> they would have names like goth_eskimo_69 <hewbert> you could save on facepaint by using snow

#5422   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<prick> "ALRIGHT LIVEJOURNAL FRIENDS IM KILLING MYSELF NOW!  PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS TELLING ME NOT TO!  SEE YOU TOMORROW FOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF "IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF [CURRENT MUSIC: NIN]"

#5423   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@crystalis> I wish I had a vagina <@crystalis> I'd keep stuff in it <@crystalis> like car keys and stuff

#5424   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@dos622> apple told his parents he was gay <@dos622> so he could go on a overnight type trip with a girl

#5425   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** mad-splat ([email protected]) has joined #programming <mad-splat> @find *turbo*c++* <mad-splat> @find *codewarrior* <dos622> @find you*being*banned *** mad-splat ([email protected]) has left #programming

#5426   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+CmOrHaIr> i can put a computer together and be prepareing the hdd in 20 min <+CmOrHaIr> or 15 even <+Jackworks> CmOrHaIr: if u do it in 15 i bet i can make it in 14 * ^Caliban makes sure to avoid any computers put together by Cmor or Jack

#5427   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@odoyle> guess how much the whole divorce costed me? <+xenu> 100,000$ <@odoyle> not a penny <@odoyle> the nice lawyer lady next door did it for free <@[KdAwG]> odoyle: boom boom? <@odoyle> nah <@[KdAwG]> pft <@[KdAwG]> you know you hit that ;)

#5428   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ElZango> I was introduced to Tolkein by a trio of British social scientists in Peru who also introduced me to Marxism. <ElZango> They tossed LotR at me and said "it's reactionary, but amusing." I was 11. <FuzLogic> <ElZango> they let me sleep in the closet when I was good.

#5429   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+pfk-serv> your married...thats interesting....your constantly downloading porn...i figure you were just like the rest of us...perverts

#5430   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wilik> i'd download the .txt version of the bible <Wilik> but it might corrupt my computer

#5431   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wilik> I should make a virus <Wilik> one that installs the bible on the a computer <Fishbait> rofl <Fishbait> that'd be a huge as bible <Fishbait> err virus <Wilik> rofl <Wilik> yea <Wilik> it goes in <Wilik> and everytime you open a .avi <Wilik> it'll say thats against the law of god <Fishbait> the lord shall smite thy porn <Wilik> and crash wmp

#5432   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[ryan]> jack i have more mariokart hours than your airline pilot has flight hours on flights <class> hours or not <class> ill let my shells do the talking <class> and your ass do the eating <[ryan]> in a pure race i'd own you <[ryan]> weapons only make things more complicated <class> thats like saying 'when you take the hard element out of the game I ROCK

#5433   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[ryan]> there have been many times that i popped a boner on accident and i was like <[ryan]> in a cold sweat <[ryan]> trying to get that mother down

#5434   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SpeedSk8X> 21 is too fucking old :( :( :( <type[s]> bah <type[s]> i'm 22 <type[s]> i think <type[s]> yeah, 22

#5435   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(@Kensey): what's a cack (@TheNoid): kensey: PENIS (@Kensey): cool i have a cack

#5436   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(@Grantfly): i'm actually rubbing my balls right now (@Grantfly): i wonder if my parents' keyboard is gonna smell like my balls (@Grantfly): they might not like that

#5437   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JessiA> Listed as a previous job on a resume:  Domestic Goddess      <-  Me <Wilik> so you were a house wife? <JessiA> No <JessiA> But I take care of my house a lot <Wilik> so you were a house wife minus the wife part <JessiA> basically <Courtland> lol <Courtland> so you are a house? <Wilik> I guess that makes you a house

#5438   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(_3TS|ZaW): ahh yes...i recall when i first lit my nuts ablaze...it was in chemistry...it said "light the burner." and when i was lighting it, my pants slipped off and my penis flopped over the bunson burner...darndest thing...

#5439   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(WoHo): im as pure as a virgin :D (Lachlann): take out the 2nd, 3rd and 4th word from woho's sentence and it's true

#5440   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(@Cloud7): CACK OR HOTDOG (@Cloud7): THAT IS THE QUESTION (@RaiNiNG): hotdog tastes better (@Cloud7): i doubt it

#5441   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Lachlann was kicked by Gromph (omg , are u illeterate?)

#5442   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(@Drizzt): being fat = broken (@Drizzt): it got me off army for obesity :D

#5443   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ne|l> hmm, think i was supposed to get married today <pilt> i know, she just told me from under the desk.

#5444   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Adie> I could see pinching pain but fire pain? <Adie> owwwie <Cel|Work> its quick <HeiWork> you just need to moisten the breast a little so the vaporizing liquid absorbs the heat instead of the breast <HeiWork> really, there's hard scientific reasons for why i need to lick your titties

#5445   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Noctornus-> you know what they say about a guy with small hands...... <+Anton> "He doesn't have big hands"?