#5096   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<OreoTZA> ./ignore #k-rad <OreoTZA> whoa, i wonder if you can actually do that <OreoTZA> holdon, I'm gonna try <OreoTZA> ok, hello? <OreoTZA> HELLo???? <OreoTZA> anyone seen this? <OreoTZA> LOL!!!!!! IT FUCKING WORKED <OreoTZA> holy shit <Dawgyman> josh <OreoTZA> SHIT I SEE DAWG, it didn't work

#5097   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<neia_doll> Im 5 foot 11 and 116 lbs..i lost 3 on accident.. <k-rad-bob> accident? <neia_doll> so Im pretty skinny <k-rad-bob> you got an abortion?

#5098   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<i_am_pi> (pvah) i wonder how funny airport security would think it would be if you walked into an airport with a cardboard box that said "BOMB" on it <i_am_pi> i love QDB./ <i_am_pi> www.geekissues.org/quotes/ <pedXing> i_am_pi: I believe it's a 2 year minimum sentence, but I'm sure they'd be laughing. <Kthulu> i doubt they'd find it funny

#5099   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Adamus> I wouldn't care about the bot if you didn't deny me access to the    channel I that I have been using for this past year <M[]rgue> meh <M[]rgue> wasted youth is no concern of mine

#5100   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<OneiWilly> ah crap i accidently downloaded winzip again instead of winamp

#5101   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[aphr0] do hospitals let you keep the umbilical cord? [aphr0] I'ma have my kid's cord made into a die [aphr0] tie [aphr0] or freeze it and tan it and make it into a cane [aphr0] give it to my kid when he learns to walk so he can walk around and pimp bitches with his umbilical cord

#5102   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[ @niffie ] I have no inhabitions right now [ @aphr0 ] would you finger my asshole? [ @niffie ] no [ @aphr0 ] then you have inhibitions

#5103   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<XwinGs> can i find any mensa iq test on the net ? <Ntruder> part of the test is finding the test.  good luck. <XwinGs> oic

#5104   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<adam1> my gf supposedly has "issues" with me <Hiroe> Heh, my ex didn't have just a few issues, she had a fuckin *Subscription*

#5105   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[01:05] <Hiyaz> I have my Windows 95 dick from my old Desk top [01:05] <Elysian`> hmm [01:05] <Elysian`> win95 dick [01:05] <magtec> some may call me desperate, but i really don't think i'd want one of those. [01:07] <MrSparkle> magtec:  you never know what kinda virus you could get from a Win95 d.... [01:07] <Elysian`> a STD [01:07] <Elysian`> Setup Transmitted Disease

#5106   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<erisynne> he has a ctcp version fetish <erisynne> he did it to me 7 times <GreenMtn> did you lose your versionity?

#5107   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PJ> Ok <PJ> let me get this straight... <PJ> Your pregnant wife shoved speed down your throat during sex? <Covert22-UNS> Yup pretty much

#5108   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Spazz> Seems like when I say "FUCK" you get an EOF error  :o *** Quits: Ranto ([email protected]) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto ([email protected]) <Bartolimis> fuck *** Quits: Ranto ([email protected]) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto ([email protected]) <Bartolimis> fuck <Spazz> fuck *** Quits: Ranto ([email protected]) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto ([email protected]) <Spazz> fuck <Bartolimis> stop *** Quits: Ranto ([email protected]) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto ([email protected]) <Bartolimis> we're done >:) <Ranto> hmh? <Spazz> Your client got an error... <Bartolimis> yeah, we're done saying fuck <Spazz> everytime we said f*** *** Quits: Ranto ([email protected]) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto ([email protected]) <Spazz> Quit saying fukc <Bartolimis> my bad <Spazz> fuck* *** Quits: Ranto ([email protected]) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto ([email protected]) <Icc> Someone says fuck and he drops ? *** Quits: Ranto ([email protected]) (Read error: EOF from client)

#5109   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

��� You're now known as <@> wtf <@> what nick am I

#5110   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+phunk> i have to send 8 photos of myself in <@fraggle> one for each angle <@fraggle> they're going to make you into a doom monster

#5111   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Arno> i got kicked off a cray at school for running "pine"

#5112   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(zeki): whats a badger? (ThinG): hes from wind in the willows

#5113   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mithrandir> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?12572 - did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow...and 75% of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow? <SirPrux> already read that <SirPrux> it's not funny <Mithrandir> did you try? <SirPrux> Yeah

#5114   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hell`> russ where do u live ? <russ> delaware <Hell`> ill come and pick ya up <Hell`> if its on the way <Hell`> where the fuck it that <Hell`> i need a state ! <Hell`> i need a state ! <Hell`> i need a state ! <Hell`> not a city <Hell`> lol

#5115   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ferney> WTF??? benchmarks for a fuggin VIBRATOR?

#5116   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ntruder> someone peed in the dating pool here

#5117   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Moled> the only female people I have spoken to are in my family or teachers at school

#5118   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Joins: Tallpaul *** Semper is now known as Smallpaul *** Smallpaul is now known as Semper *** Tallpaul is now known as Semper_is_gay *** Semper is now known as Tallpaul *** Semper_is_gay is now known as Semper *** Quits: Semper (Kill by NickServ (RECOVER command used by Tallpaul)) *** Tallpaul is now known as Semper <Semper> I'm a dick <Semper> :D

#5119   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ALegitOne> cls <ALegitOne> oops. <ALegitOne> lol this isn't linux or dos

#5120   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Apocalypse23x> dids you noitiuce hitting yourself ehwne drunk dont hurt