#5046   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hiroe> he was dressed as a big fuckin devil <Hiroe> like, HUGE costume <Hiroe> 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head <Hiroe> at some anime con in california <Hiroe> they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel <Hiroe> he's riding the elevator down to the con space <Hiroe> doors open, little old baptist woman standing there <Hiroe> he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice

#5047   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DarkPhan> humm... i want to find some software that will track eye movements on a webcam <Spooky42> www.fbi.com/shareware

#5048   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rhombus> US investigators say they have seen neither bodies nor graves while examining a civilian site in central Afghanistan, allegedly targeted by US warplanes earlier this week. <Rhombus> That sounds like: <Rhombus> Fox investigators say there is no proof that any henhouses have been raided by foxes.

#5049   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Knamel> but its basically "I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but i'm the only one talking to you" <Knamel> And i follow that line up with "Comon baby, happiness is only a light switch away"

#5050   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<flee> my favorite people to talk to on the phone are those <flee> that are self-absorbed enough that all I have to do <flee> is say "yup" and laugh at appropriate intervals. <flee> it's only annoying when I don't know how to detach. <flee> I should write a program that will say "yup" and <flee> laugh for me. <flee> of course, I can't tell anyone this. <mrg> yup! <mrg> hahahah

#5051   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** oho_ ([email protected]) has joined #toronto <oho_> If you want to marry with ukraininan girls, chat to me. Marriage agency

#5052   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** CASH4GRLS has joined #toronto <CASH4GRLS> Any Greedy Female College/Univ. Students in here want me to completely pay their for tuition?

#5053   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mrs> ontariom the phone is for you <sully> OntarioM is ~Ontario@CPE************.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com * Toronto Man <sully> OntarioM on #toronto #phonesex #masturbation <sully> Coincidence?

#5054   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<veggie> when matthew was just learning to talk we were on the bus <veggie> and he couldnt quite pronounce truck <veggie> he pronounced it fuck <sully> back to work with you :) <sully> LOL veggie <veggie> so he looks out the bus window and says really loud... <veggie> OH MOMMY BIG FUCK <sully> LOL! <veggie> hahaha <veggie> BIG HUGE FUCK <veggie> firetruck = firefuck <veggie> dumptruck = dumpfuck <veggie> etc..

#5055   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RaptorII> Screwing with people's minds is my ultimate pasttime however. <Supe> Or is it?!

#5056   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<g_smackchik> did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow...and 75% of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow? <cochese_04> I've got the statistics in on how much I give a shit...the numbers are dangerously low!

#5057   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Kawmun_Sentz): Tip of the day: Your daily fudgesicles intake should be less than 7

#5058   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(01/21/02) 11:41PM<MrDev-> christ, they should put a nice warning when you log into a solaris box that killall on linux and solaris are entirely different commands

#5059   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mr_Saturn> im surprised you won the race with 3 million other sperm <VenDi> i never raced in anythin dumbass

#5060   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tress> black people don't bother me so long as they are in jail

#5061   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ArtyMorty> we kill all the jehovah's witnesses once and for all, either we get some peace and quiet or we get hit by lightning from a clear sky

#5062   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sneak> do you use gnutella? <satman> no i use mirc

#5063   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JohnnyCat> the phantasm movies are good too. along the same thread of weird electronic             horror movie shit, a movie called cube is awesome <JohnnyCat> http://us.imdb.com/Title?0123755 <JohnnyCat> very unique <Somni> is that the one with the new Dax from DS9, and the robot cop from that Tek show         (by William Shatner)? <JohnnyCat> i'm not sure.. i don't think so. it's about these people that get stuck in             the middle of this maze of cubes with doors on each face of the cube.  they             have to figure out whether it's safe to move from cube to cube, or they get             diced up <Somni> yep, that's the one <q[Simon]> That sounds like my office.

#5064   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<eltawater> anyone know the name of a (mathematical) function which calculates how many times a number M fits into a number N? <eltawater> i.e. 20,4 = 5 <eltawater> ? <Biddle> Division? <AlleyCat> divisor <eltawater> er <eltawater> *smacks head into desk*

#5065   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wilke> LEMME SHOW YOU MY FORECAST <Wilke> COLD WITH LOTS OF FUCKING SNOW AND LIGHTNING <Wilke> LOW OF REALLY FUCKING COLD <Wilke> HIGH OF REALLY NOT QUITE AS FUCKING COLD

#5066   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sneak> amazon.com are such pieces of shit <hellgrrl> what is amazon? <hellgrrl> travel?

#5067   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Farnarcle> I think the last place I would like to be beamed is 'Up scotty'.

#5068   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NCHRIST> advice - while putting ascreen in a pipe do not stab yourself in the           fucking finger and cut it and then flail your hand around with the           screen still stuck in it, losing the screen

#5069   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<teknoho> im not drinking hard liquor for a lil while. i gave it up for lent. <mmmichael> what does lent do to you? <mmmichael> does it fuck you up?

#5070   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jallak> Now, see, what you've done is just given me this mental image of this prepubescent girl dressed as a boy on stage, addressing the audience and telling them "Tinkerbell thinks she might become well again if little children believed  in sex"