#4771   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Saber> help me <Saber> I just ate a fortune cookie <Saber> But I don't remember taking the fortune out

#4772   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

-SandNET- press, the like whole end, or are you just exagerating a big ass cut -SandNET- oops, just talked to 300 users

#4773   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zombie> will you beat up Red Sky for me? <Ryco> no =P <Zombie> He almost cost me my JOB <kesu-cho> what did RS do <kesu-cho> that almost cost you your job? <Zombie> He told my Boss I wanted to have sex with him

#4774   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ducks> I was looking through someone's eBay auctions <ducks> and this is what I see listed <ducks> * GIRL SCOUT COOKIES THIN MINTS ORDER NOW!! * <ducks> HAND PAINTED FLOWER POT VASE PICTURE FRAME <ducks> SET OF 6 AMBER SUNFLOWER SALAD / FRUIT BOWLS <ducks> THE CUTEST LITTLE ANGEL RAG DOLL <ducks> STRIPPER VHS MOVIE

#4775   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<c_thur> god i hate my roomates GF <c_thur> if she was non existant <c_thur> there would be no hand jobs behind me

#4776   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DumbCatgirlSexSlave> no.  must slay Willian Shatner. <DumbCatgirlSexSlave> ... his name is "Shatner".  this never struck me as funny before but it does now. <Tomko> william scatner <Tomko> spock: your feces is ILLOGICALLY DELICIOUS

#4777   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Tomko slaps saber with Oprah's clitoris, which resembles some kind of gnarled and pulsating sweet potato <ducks> WTF

#4778   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CABAL> you're the fat one <CABAL> like hell gravity would let you jump

#4779   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Saber> I had a full can of soda <Saber> and I slipped <Saber> and dropped it above my KB <Saber> and I caught it <Saber> but THOUGHT it was upside down <Saber> so I  inverted it <Saber> and it turns out <Saber> it was rightside up

#4780   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ThisIsASentenceInANick> I AM TAPPING THREE WHITE <ThisIsASentenceInANick> CASTING MONEYSHOT ON TOM <ThisIsASentenceInANick> YOUR TURN * Tomko awaits anxiously for HAWT STEAMY MANSAWCE <ThisIsASentenceInANick> IT IS MY TURN AGAIN <ThisIsASentenceInANick> I TAP OUT AND SUMMON YAWGMOTH'S SODOMITE <ThisIsASentenceInANick> I ATTACK TOM WITH IT <ThisIsASentenceInANick> DO YOU BLOCK?  Y/N <Tomko> N

#4781   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sandie> http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/wesleys-anal-ordeal <- Sci needs to see this <Sandie> "As Wesley opened his mouth in agony Kor slid the gigantic head of <Sandie> his Klingon cock into his soft boy-mouth. Wes's scream became a gurgle as <Sandie> he began nursing the head in compliance with Kor's bellowing order to <Sandie> please his warrior dick with his pussyboy mouth. <c_thur> ... * Tomko slits his wrists and welcomes the sweet red death

#4782   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<VinnyD> wow is it possible to become gay from watching an episode of sanford and sons?

#4783   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ouroboros> I think the downfall of the Roman Empire was caused by something similar to IRC. <Ouroboros> The Roman equivilent of a lawless, perverted group of weirdos, if you will.

#4784   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<prok> heh they set up one of those temporary radar speed detector things yesterday, the ones that tell you how fast you're going <prok> with a big sign <prok> i did about 5 laps around it trying to get my car up to 120 <ShizCakes> You know it takes your picture if it starts blinking when you go past it, right? <prok> whoops

#4785   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<liquid> i want to get head from a girl with a fat bottom lip <jenn> punch her first.

#4786   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<IsoFlash> i dumped my girlfriend because she is fucking dumb <AciDBatH> woah sweet <AciDBatH> i dumped mine cuz she had a penis

#4787   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Maggieamac> I pray for Osama Bin Laden everynight for him to give his life to Jesus <dendr1te> I think he's given his life to Allah. <Maggieamac> We'll see <Maggieamac> But I pray for him everynight before I go to sleep <Maggieamac> :) <dendr1te> Geez, I feel bad. I usually just masturbate before I go to sleep. <Maggieamac> It going to be ok <Maggieamac> Tonight I'll pray for you

#4788   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RunninRaven> I don't think I have once asked Jeeves a damn thing <moestavern19> I asked him once where i could find some kick-ass porn <RunninRaven> What did he say? <moestavern19> he said kickassporn.com

#4789   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(NOTE: The URLs were coloured out with IRC colours, or something ^_^) <@Saiko> Hello #sqrxz my name is Claudia, I have 36D tits and I am very horny. You can read more about me HERE ----> ( http://goatse.cx http://goatse.cx ) and i also have some nude pictures of me! I also talk about when I had oral sex with my roomate. I'm only 17 and I'm very lonely, pls cum and chat with me! <@Zinco> Who would be retarded enough to click on a link they could not see? <Loco-san> HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT!!!!!!

#4790   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@FoX> for the record <@FoX> she never cybered me <@FoX> i cybered her <@FoX> :D <@FoX> oh yeh....did i forget to mention i kept gettign the message no such Nick/Channel

#4791   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Ryu> I remember when I was watching a porn on a tape I received from my friend, and I start wacking off to the lesbians on the TV... Then all of a sudden right when I was about to cum, the tape stopped and it was TeleTubbies on the TV instead. I cummed, and I cried.... i'm not joking.

#4792   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<davis> you're site reminds me of a commercial <MyBodyIs4Sale> which commercial? <davis> the one where the girl dumps the guy because of his lack of substance on his web page

#4793   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<guyen> holy shit i'm not going to be home this weekend, i have an online exam i have to take, but i'll be in LA <guyen> there's a wedding going on so i won't be able to exactly just do it at my relative's house <guyen> i'm looking for cybercafes and crap, the only thing i can find is some place called Yogi's Cyber Hut <guyen> holy fuck i can't believe i'm depending on Yogi for my midterm grade <xan> at least he's smarter than the average bear

#4794   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+ChiMP> WHATS GAYER THAN ME AND STARTS WITH AN N!!?!? <@miz> nothing <@miz> :o

#4795   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[@{Defenderz}] heh... you know this is all the british's fault, technically [@{Defenderz}] I don't blame Britain... but... it still is thier flaw they sparked this whole thing :-P [+Dark_Brood] Yeah they went to america in the first place