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#4446   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zero> I had a totally hot chemistry teacher once. She used to always say "Uh huh." and show her ass. Win XP is like that.


#4447   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Vic> You there X? <X> no <X> fuck


#4448   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<X> come cover the desk so i can pizza, darrell :) <Zero> I need to wait for the landlord's dwarves to arrive and forge a new thermostat


#4449   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** [ED]znapz` ([email protected]) has joined #dead-presidents <[ED]znapz`> but.. <[ED]znapz`> I want @ <[ED]znapz`> suck cock *** [ED]znapz` ([email protected]) has left #dead-presidents


#4450   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kinijima> why do they keep programming labs so fucking cold? <aalti> so the computers don't get over heated? <kinijima> so what the fuck did  the people do back when there was no air conditioning? <aalti> you're a fucking idiot.


#4451   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Greg um...: west is that way.. ---> juggalett_chick: no thats north here Greg um...: not my fault your monitor is facing the wrong way...


#4452   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> I had lilo and stitch all along <Mass> you have it ? <Guilty> I just didnt realize its 1 fucking CD <Mass> ohh dood send <var> ill pretend both of you didnt just say that <var> and we can still be friends


#4453   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hh> have u ever fucked nickelodean gak? <hh> i have <hh> its awesome <hh> i call it masturbation goo


#4454   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<!5_DeR> you didnt just read what one guy on a forum said  and accepted it as truth  <NoDamage> yes i have  <NoDamage> i find the internet to be pretty reliable


#4455   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Starchild> !define PCMCIA <CCU-Bot> DEFINING... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE <CCU-Bot> 2 entries found for PCMCIA. <CCU-Bot> Entry 1/2: <CCU-Bot> PCMCIA <CCU-Bot>  <body, standard> Personal Computer Memory Card International <CCU-Bot>  Association. (Or People Can't Memorise Computer Industry <CCU-Bot>  Acronyms). <CCU-Bot> DONE - PCMCIA (Entry 1/2) <Starchild> hey, fuck you


#4456   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mr_CAD> let's try a different encoding.. <Mr_CAD> hehe ANSI <Mr_CAD> !translate en_zh test <CCU-Bot> TRANSLATING... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE <CCU-Bot>  BABEL&nbsp;FISH&nbsp;&nbsp; The Web is full of suprises. Questions? Check out our FAQs. <Mr_CAD> lol <Mr_CAD> well, obviously it doesn't take ANSI :)


#4457   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<luczzid> kinda funny that the corporate facist assholes at disney are using commy software like linux.  fucking assholes


#4458   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<vegetaandnappa> nothing, just pissed at my GAY mouse <shqua> Your mouth has a sexual preference? <shqua> Err... <shqua> Mouse. shqua ([email protected]) is now known as DrFreud <DrFreud> Oh, my...


#4459   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<etc> so tempting to release a product called 'nicotine' and wait for the patches. <etc> then i would have a reason to only apply one patch a day. otherwise, i'm going against medical advise.


#4460   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gygaxis> hitler: NO FAIR!!! ENGLANDS WALLHACKING!!!!1


#4461   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

BeHeMoTh101 : dude, this one time in school i was looking at this advertisement to a christian club BeHeMoTh101 : and on the poster it said "who carries your load? jesus does." BeHeMoTh101 : and i was like, wtf it's the scrotum


#4462   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

DeusXMac: sex? themole: unzip;strip;touch;grep;grep;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;umount;sleep (Core dumped) general protection fault... core dumped.


#4463   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mike_McCormick> how do you change your name? i tried /nick Mike but it won't work <Mike> that's because I have that one dingleberry


#4464   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

]-eX-[Mad^AfK is [email protected] * nfwuor []-eX-[Mad^AfK VERSION reply]: mIRC32 v6.0 + dEfCoN oNe v0.74.65 by Ecronika


#4465   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Trendarth> wb <Yamatto> ta <Trendarth> np <@antix> why does everyone talk in two letters these days... <Trendarth> dk <Trendarth> because our society promotes slothenly behaviour <@antix> ok


#4466   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Vor sets mode: -b *!*f@*.ipt.aol.com *** Vor (disposable@=Uun814-ye4.cvx1-a.lei.dial.ntli.net) Quit (nexus.ca.us.webchat.org sauron.ca.us.webchat.org) <Yates> thats what you get for unbanning aol.


#4467   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DIguana> Canada: Home of the largest French population never to surrender to Germany.


#4468   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mr_Grinch> i just burned my nose hair <Mr_Grinch> by trying to smell the flame of my lighter


#4469   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lo-d0gg> man.. these quotes are funny as! <Ho-Train> what server/channel are you on? <lo-d0gg> uhm, no channels.. www.geekissues.org <Ho-Train> dammit! i can't connect.. <Ho-Train> [12:03:15am] *** Connecting to geekissues.org (6667) <Ho-Train> [12:03:24am] *** Connection attempt timed out <Ho-Train> [12:03:27am] *** Connect retry #1 geekissues.org (6667) <Ho-Train> [12:03:36am] *** Connection attempt timed out


#4470   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Blaxthos> any fat bitches with inner beauty wanna chat ?


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