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#4446 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Zero> I had a totally hot chemistry teacher once. She used to always say "Uh huh." and show her ass. Win XP is like that. #4447 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Vic> You there X? <X> no <X> fuck #4448 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <X> come cover the desk so i can pizza, darrell :) <Zero> I need to wait for the landlord's dwarves to arrive and forge a new thermostat #4449 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 *** [ED]znapz` ([email protected]) has joined #dead-presidents <[ED]znapz`> but.. <[ED]znapz`> I want @ <[ED]znapz`> suck cock *** [ED]znapz` ([email protected]) has left #dead-presidents #4450 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <kinijima> why do they keep programming labs so fucking cold? <aalti> so the computers don't get over heated? <kinijima> so what the fuck did the people do back when there was no air conditioning? <aalti> you're a fucking idiot. #4451 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 Greg um...: west is that way.. ---> juggalett_chick: no thats north here Greg um...: not my fault your monitor is facing the wrong way... #4452 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Guilty> I had lilo and stitch all along <Mass> you have it ? <Guilty> I just didnt realize its 1 fucking CD <Mass> ohh dood send <var> ill pretend both of you didnt just say that <var> and we can still be friends #4453 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <hh> have u ever fucked nickelodean gak? <hh> i have <hh> its awesome <hh> i call it masturbation goo #4454 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <!5_DeR> you didnt just read what one guy on a forum said and accepted it as truth <NoDamage> yes i have <NoDamage> i find the internet to be pretty reliable #4455 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Starchild> !define PCMCIA <CCU-Bot> DEFINING... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE <CCU-Bot> 2 entries found for PCMCIA. <CCU-Bot> Entry 1/2: <CCU-Bot> PCMCIA <CCU-Bot> <body, standard> Personal Computer Memory Card International <CCU-Bot> Association. (Or People Can't Memorise Computer Industry <CCU-Bot> Acronyms). <CCU-Bot> DONE - PCMCIA (Entry 1/2) <Starchild> hey, fuck you #4456 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Mr_CAD> let's try a different encoding.. <Mr_CAD> hehe ANSI <Mr_CAD> !translate en_zh test <CCU-Bot> TRANSLATING... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE <CCU-Bot> BABEL FISH The Web is full of suprises. Questions? Check out our FAQs. <Mr_CAD> lol <Mr_CAD> well, obviously it doesn't take ANSI :) #4457 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <luczzid> kinda funny that the corporate facist assholes at disney are using commy software like linux. fucking assholes #4458 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <vegetaandnappa> nothing, just pissed at my GAY mouse <shqua> Your mouth has a sexual preference? <shqua> Err... <shqua> Mouse. shqua ([email protected]) is now known as DrFreud <DrFreud> Oh, my... #4459 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <etc> so tempting to release a product called 'nicotine' and wait for the patches. <etc> then i would have a reason to only apply one patch a day. otherwise, i'm going against medical advise. #4460 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Gygaxis> hitler: NO FAIR!!! ENGLANDS WALLHACKING!!!!1 #4461 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 BeHeMoTh101 : dude, this one time in school i was looking at this advertisement to a christian club BeHeMoTh101 : and on the poster it said "who carries your load? jesus does." BeHeMoTh101 : and i was like, wtf it's the scrotum #4462 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 DeusXMac: sex? themole: unzip;strip;touch;grep;grep;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;umount;sleep (Core dumped) general protection fault... core dumped. #4463 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Mike_McCormick> how do you change your name? i tried /nick Mike but it won't work <Mike> that's because I have that one dingleberry #4464 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 ]-eX-[Mad^AfK is [email protected] * nfwuor []-eX-[Mad^AfK VERSION reply]: mIRC32 v6.0 + dEfCoN oNe v0.74.65 by Ecronika #4465 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Trendarth> wb <Yamatto> ta <Trendarth> np <@antix> why does everyone talk in two letters these days... <Trendarth> dk <Trendarth> because our society promotes slothenly behaviour <@antix> ok #4466 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 *** Vor sets mode: -b *!*f@*.ipt.aol.com *** Vor (disposable@=Uun814-ye4.cvx1-a.lei.dial.ntli.net) Quit (nexus.ca.us.webchat.org sauron.ca.us.webchat.org) <Yates> thats what you get for unbanning aol. #4467 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <DIguana> Canada: Home of the largest French population never to surrender to Germany. #4468 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Mr_Grinch> i just burned my nose hair <Mr_Grinch> by trying to smell the flame of my lighter #4469 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <lo-d0gg> man.. these quotes are funny as! <Ho-Train> what server/channel are you on? <lo-d0gg> uhm, no channels.. www.geekissues.org <Ho-Train> dammit! i can't connect.. <Ho-Train> [12:03:15am] *** Connecting to geekissues.org (6667) <Ho-Train> [12:03:24am] *** Connection attempt timed out <Ho-Train> [12:03:27am] *** Connect retry #1 geekissues.org (6667) <Ho-Train> [12:03:36am] *** Connection attempt timed out #4470 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Blaxthos> any fat bitches with inner beauty wanna chat ? |
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