#4321   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Undertow-TOoL> You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is

#4322   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<reflexive> i hate how in the movies.. they still show catholic churches, where the priest places the communion on the tongue. <heath> he normally just puts his cock on there now.

#4323   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dream> five girls. <dream> and he's fucking all of them behind all of their backs. <@reflexive> that's a lot of poon. <@plutonium> and herpes.

#4324   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ShaneBe> i think i just realized what i have been doing wrong with my life. <ShaneBe> i make goals... but the goals are things like: <ShaneBe> "I am going to eat this 10-pack of tacos if it kills me."

#4325   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bob> you're like "i want something that uses gtk :(" and redhat's like "YOU MUST NOW INSTALL GNOME-CORE; GNOME-TOYS; GNOME-QUAKE; GNOME-PRETTY-CAT-THAT-DANCES-ON-YOUR-WINDOWZ" <bob> "Press Space Bar to install 1986 Space Shuttle Schematics" <bob> "Or Enter to install HAM RADIO to RealPlayer signal converter" <bob> "Or press nothing, and I will Reboot"

#4326   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[02:18:04] s7ank: i want to be one of those guys that types "s/j&jd//.^$ueu*///djsls/sm." and it's a perl script that turns dog crap into gold.

#4327   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[DeViL]WaRzO> chufty decode this plz <[DeViL]WaRzO> cerom: (11:22 PM) I know but talking with who speak's English as a motherlanguage. <[DeViL]Chufty> it means "add me to your ignore list"

#4328   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

01:52PM <s7ank> i got a mailbox today! <s7ank> there was a magnet avertising quicken in it! <s7ank> it has my name on it! the mailbox i mean! not the magnet, that'd be silly. <ShaneBe> not with the power of TODAYS direct marketing!

#4329   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BTox> wow... oi can see the reflection of my fingers on the monitor.. so i can watch myself type and it looks really weird. "how do i do that?!" <ShaneBe> it really is amazing <ShaneBe> to see peop;e ty[e

#4330   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** bad-_-girl has joined #devil <[DeViL]Man> hi bad girl <[DeViL]Man> just how bad are you? <bad-_-girl> vey bad <bad-_-girl> very bad <[DeViL]Man> bad at spelling? or something else?

#4331   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<treph> when the topic is something that I care about? that's circular definition. sorry. <ShaneBe> what do you care about? <treph> I care when the argument considers present or imminent action. <treph> and also when it's mathematical - in the old sense of mathematical <ShaneBe> like whether or not to remove yourself from burning buildings? <treph> yeah.

#4332   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<stank> but copying data to a floppy disk and back makes it lose integrity! like dubbing a tape!

#4333   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[DeViL]Hawk> dammit u sothern punk my mums rich i looked at the price list <FanBoy|Away> er? your mum is on a price list...figures

#4334   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[DeViL]PsYcHo> it'll be lonely this christmas, without you to hold <[DeViL]Chufty> psycho you getting circumsized for christmas?!

#4335   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<stank> guys.. i went out tonight. <stank> i pretended to be a normal college student. <stank> and i stood uncomfortably on a porch with a bunch of people i don't know. <stank> but then i ran into bill and will, who were pretending in the same way. <stank> so we talked about networks and i felt better.

#4336   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<treph> I have my computer <treph> and <treph> no job. <treph> > i <treph> You are carrying: <treph> a computer <treph> no job

#4337   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(gENERIC) who the hell came up with the word twat? (gENERIC) that's the suavest thing i've heard next to love-tunnel

#4338   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KooLLaiD> Your a fucking Morron

#4339   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cienna> were you breast fed? <Ragnarok> yes <Ragnarok> recently in fact

#4340   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<evad> speaking of fucking sheep.. <Vod> what would you know about fucking sheep? I bet you don't even know about the making the right slits in your wellington boots to put their back legs down so they can't get away?

#4341   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ragnarok> i kinda like that <Ragnarok> i dig the natural look <haole> then you'll be quite pleased with her crotch afro <haole> it looks like a 70s blaxploitation extra

#4342   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FOCK> god damn <FOCK> every fucking one of these clients  blow <FOCK> ugh... unknown internal command (/me) <rude> hahah <CIA> ./action <rude> dude, throw that trash out <FOCK> i need to lay the smackdown on this fucker <rude> /ctcp #chan action :stuff <FOCK> no BitchX for BeOS <rude> maybe you don't need the : <FOCK> *ANGERRRRRR* <rude> what're you doin' on be? <FOCK> no wonder this os hasnt taken off, no decent irc clients

#4343   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<vim> heh, no wonder i cant hear shit... trying to play this damn redhat cd.

#4344   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<me> reeteth are thou who in the name of reetness and uber, shephards the unreet through the valley of vodness <me> for he is truly his fggt's brother, and the finder of lost danistanis, and i will strike down upon thee with great hax0rness and furious reetness, those who attempt to get root and pwn my brothers, and you will know my name is hp, when i lay my hax0r skillz upon thee, heh

#4345   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(@Bean): rofl (@Bean): I asked my g/f too marry me, she took me seriously