#3646   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rob`> o/` Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord o/` <JakeStone> rob:  Religious pr0n? � Kaijin can't come up with a next verse that s pronlike and scans. <JakeStone> o/~ He was hammering the women hard and now they are quite sore o/~ � Alaric can't remember enough of the Battle Hymn of the Republic to filk it <rob`> o/` he hath loosed the fateful lightning of his terrible swift sword o/` <rob`> I think the lyrics filk themselves. :)

#3647   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Oberon-> So does anyone have any projection on how cheap Pentium III chips are going to get in the next few weeks? <TeeCee> Cheep enough to be able to use them for floor tiles.  :) <Oberon-> TeeCee: Wow, cool thought!  Massively parallel floor tiles - a kitchen floor you can count on!

#3648   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* rob` pokes richard.. do an ls `yes`.  I dare you [five minutes pass] <phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1! sleeping for 30 seconds. <phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1! sleeping for 30 seconds. <phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1! sleeping for 30 seconds. <phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1! sleeping for 30 seconds. * rob` .. snickers madly <Zibblsnrt> Ooh, neat <phenyx> real funny. <rob`> I didn't think anyone'd actually _do_ it. <phenyx> I have enough money to drive to vancouver and kick your ass.

#3649   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

� Zibblsnrt waaahs. Freezing rain warnings still <rob`> that's gotta suck :P <Prophet4> it looks kinda cool though, with a layer of ice all over everything <Zibblsnrt> it sucks more after two days, when trees start collapsing <rob`> hey, the daffodils are sprouting. <Zibblsnrt> don't make me mail you a bomb in a container of Agent Orange

#3650   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<J-Rock> Thought For The Day: rm -rf customers. <Zulu> possibilities. <rob`> bitchslap-over-IP.  Yes.

#3651   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rob`> wai, self-pity.  is there anything more pathetic? :) <nev> *nod* whining about it on irc ;)

#3652   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rob`> I mean, who would have thought that blood congeals into a pudding? :9

#3653   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

� Zibblsnrt simply wants food (there's /none/ in the house ATM) .. ponders making a pizza run or something <rob`> zib; isn't halifax still under a few meters ice? <Zibblsnrt> rob: And? <Zibblsnrt> :) <rob`> is there a tunnel network or something? <Zibblsnrt> rob: No, we simply float atop it because we're just that suave

#3654   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lizrdling> bunch other thatway doing swing. <Lizrdling> bunch of me and others having a picnic. <nebouxii> swinging? like having sex with each other? <rob`> nebo; Stanford, not Berkeley.

#3655   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sandman> You know something? Burning hair reeks. <Zibblsnrt> I think that's nature's way of telling you, "Don't set your hair on fire, dipshit!"

#3656   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

....  I love the way Microsoft follows standards.  In much the same manner that fish follow migrating caribou.   -- Paul Tomblin, alt.sysadmin.recovery

#3657   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Damocles`: o/` we all live in a yellow double hulled boyancy controlled ship of war! o/` Zibblsnrt smacks Damo for that ;) Zibblsnrt: Damo: I and my comrades posess as our place of residence the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double-hulled buoyancy-controlled boat ofwar Zibblsnrt: I can outobfuscate your sorry ass anyday >%) Zibblsnrt dares someone to bloat that through another level. %) Damocles`: o/` i and my comrades posess as our place of residence the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double hulled boyancy controlled ship of war! E_of_C: The carbon-metabolizing physical presence that currently houses my conscious and those physical manefestations of my comrades all possess as our common residential abode the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double hulled buoyancy controlled ship of war! %

#3658   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FadeJade> On the news tonight "SHOULD AIRLINE PASSENGERS BE MADE TO BUY TWO TICKETS JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE OVERWEIGHT?!" <FadeJade> Fuck yeah <Phuser> hell yes <FadeJade> Business, Economy or Fatty? <FadeJade> I'll fly Fatty today, thanks

#3659   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JoeCuervo> i miss my gfs vagina... <psychicbug> me too <JoeCuervo> shaddap

#3660   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+HMetal> isn't it wierd how the obvious things trip you up and the complex things are easy? LOL <+_underdog> in other words girls are obvious and masturbating is complex

#3661   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Zaun] Zoid? [Zoid] Yes? [Zaun] Have you ever been to Vegas? [Zoid] No [Zaun] Let me rephrase that. Have you ever paid for sex?

#3662   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<octo> no matter what anyone tells you, or how much you think it would be a good idea, never ever put aftershave on your balls <HeXeDeCiMaL> OMG 0 ... <Angelhair> curiosity will get you every time <Ninja_Bill> as far as i know curiosity didnt make a cat put aftershave on its nuts

#3663   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Hive] You know what really pisses me off? People who point at their wrist when asking for the time. Yeah, buddy, I know where my watch is. Where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask for the bathroom?

#3664   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kat> I just got an email from Horny Orgy Babes. <Kat> oh gee... I wonder what it's about <kmds> rhinocerous calves studying organic chemistry?

#3665   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Goteku> i s'pose Sem is the kind to laugh at poor kids getting sodomized by 10-foot poles.. sideways -_-, <Sem[class]> "Buah-hah-haaa! Sux0rz to be you!!!!"

#3666   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Danzo> damn big txt file <Danzo> B I G <peaches> * peaches watches notepad crash <peaches> should've zipped it up <Danzo> heh..story of my life =]

#3667   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

=== Action: eltawater RAGES at easynet <eltawater> HOW DARE YOU DOUBLE DEBIT MY ACCOUNT, THEREBY SENDING ME 250 QUID INTO THE RED, AND THEN HAVE THE BALLS TO GIVE ME A COURTESY CALL ASKING ME WHETHER I AM GOING TO RENEW MY CONTRACT <MetalJoe> problem? <eltawater> you could say that <MetalJoe> heh <eltawater> it's a good thing I've got my credit card now, otherwise I wouldn't be able to pay for anything <genie_> damn those irc subscription fees

#3668   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<damnyoure> where did you find that link <Spoof> google <damnyoure> and why would you believe something that some ass posted :/ <Spoof> cause he is .edu :D

#3669   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

mx> i'm pretty sure XP comes with the same partitioning snap-in as windows 2000 <mx> anything else would be ridiculous <norsende> yea i thought fdisk would be included but no <mx> no fdisk <norsende> dunno if there's some new proggie <mx> i don't have an english windows, so i can't tell you. Here, it's on Start/Programme/Verwaltung/Computerverwaltung/Datenspeicher/Datentr�gerverwaltung (gawd, I HATE windows)

#3670   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<billa> lol <billa> sif <billa> talk to the hand <billa> cause the cock aint listening <JtHM> that'd make you the cock.... <billa> yes <billa> damn.