#3121   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<^o-o^> somebody told me once never to use the words "I", "myself" or "me" in a resume <^o-o^> anybody here follow this rule ? <DeLorean> No. <DeLorean> It sounds wishy-washy. <cafuego> I myself have never applied that rule to me.

#3122   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<^o-o^> the development version of Xemacs has a warning file in it <^o-o^> "People with epilepsy, persons with a history of heart problems and users of Viagra should not use this version of Xemacs" <drwiii> i bet bob dole is sitting home pissed because he can't use that version of Xemacs

#3123   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DeLorean> fuckin' idiot. <DeLorean> My boss has me checking his AOL mail ever 30 fuckin' seconds. <DeLorean> I hate when he's in the office. <DeLorean> He's never here. <DeLorean> He's here maybe one day a month. <`Sean> DeL:  Hey, those life and death decisions are made on AOL!

#3124   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LordSuggs> and i got a new 19" monitor at work <DeLorean> I can just imagine THAT interview; "...and how big was the monitor at your last job?" <LordSuggs> heh <LordSuggs> well my monitor isnt the only thing about me thats massive ;) <DeLorean> heh <DeLorean> ego

#3125   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nwa_> someone sniff me and send me a copy of all the info you collect, i am most interested <beeMind> nwa_: I've been sniffing you and I have some info. You smell funny.

#3126   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<drdink> hey <drdink> who's good at graphics and logos and crap? <xanatos> drdink; I'm pretty good at crap (I make my own)

#3127   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<astyanax>  /topic Yes, slashdot is down, please remain seated and oxygen masks will drop frmo the overhead compartment

#3128   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kelly> i know a guy who was so facinated w/ tits he take two condoms, fills them w/ water, ties them together, slings them over his shoulders and wears them in a bra <crazym> Kelly: you need to get out less. <Kelly> heh!

#3129   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shawn> refurbished is when something is defective and the manufacturer finds it to be a simple repair and then resells them to cheap bastards like myself

#3130   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<drdink> WaL-_-MarT: I used to know how to do an overhead page in your store <WaL-_-MarT> cool, drdink.. <drdink> actually what you do <drdink> is you take walmart's employee phone off the pole <drdink> and go get a portable phone from the electronics department <drdink> and plug it in to the pole <drdink> and you can walk around the store <drdink> and they can't catch you <drdink> just don't leave, or its stealing

#3131   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bos> whats that goatse  website again ? I need it

#3132   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fuckin`eh> If you think your cool CLICK HERE! <JtHM> fuckin`eh: nothing happened when I clicked :(

#3133   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<YyzKnicks> what is anal sex anyway, when you think about it too much and get neurotic?   Ohh, you mean butt sex

#3134   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<drdink> what are c31487-a and cc31487-a? <drwiii> they are numbers, accompanied by letters and dashes.

#3135   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<justin> i had a guy claim sending ctcp fuckyou's was a DOS attack and try to get my account deleted <justin> 'cain' on efnet.. fuckwit <cafuego> '*!*@*' on efnet.. fuckwit

#3136   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Funicide> oh oui oui merci oui oh oui merci <Funicide> awwwww oui <Unill> french? <Funicide> thats the sound of 2 gay dude humping in paris

#3137   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(user1) whio' (user1) is awke?!?2 (user1) aggha (user1) aned to think i oepratd a motr vejcal

#3138   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. <@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"

#3139   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tweet> does n e one else's gf ever told them they wanna fuck you with a strapon? <Nekorin> Good news, Tweet, you have a girlfriend. <Nekorin> Bad news, she's thinks you're gay.

#3140   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Logan learns how to say no to requests of programming assistance. <loop> uh oh <loop> that sounds bad for everybody like me

#3141   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<angst> someone off campus was looking at my penis. <angst> i think i spend too much time analyzing people's actions in my webserver's logs

#3142   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<angst> i want a relationship with more depth. <angst> and no, i don't mean a deeper asshole. <angst> i mean someone who can deep-throat.

#3143   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<q[torg]> joel is a cox high speed member. <bliant> so he gets high speed cox? <japov> nah it's my uncles high speed cox

#3144   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<{Work}Logan> It feels like quitting time, and one should trust one's feelings.

#3145   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Logan> What kind of router takes 30 minutes to "cycle." <glasnost> i think we all know the answer to that <Logan> I don't think they're using an NT box for routing.